Closet Theater

When a friend, usually a roommate, hides in your closet in order to secretly watch you having sex with your significant other.

Guy: "Man get the fuck out of my closet.... Im fucking my girlfriend"

Friend: "Come on, I just want some closet theater!"

by Jdub3l September 26, 2009

Close Quarter Mortar

A gaseous emission released in close proximity; whether in a large crowd or a confined area, usually resulting in gesticulations of remorse for being born.

Jim Carry walks out of the elevator, turns, then says "It was me" ...
Close Quarter Mortar

by TheGrogotch February 5, 2010

closet creeper

those individuals that say to you "TMI", but really are the one's most TITILLATED by the information.

jada, your such a closet creeper. when i said " finally time to go BRA shopping, you replied "honeyTMI", but you know your imagination was running wild.

by nice all the time April 15, 2010

Closet Haircut

the type of haircut usually associated with "metrosexuals" who have a fancy for the Didgeridoo. This is for the likeness between sucking cock and playing a didgeridoo. This haircut is called the Closet Haircut because it is how the closet homosexual starts his process of coming out of the metophorical gay butt sex closet. This haircut is usually only produced in Los Angeles, but somehow found its way to Dallas, Texas.

What is that new haircut that Richie got? Oh....you mean the Closet Haircut.

by The Branch December 6, 2010

closet juggalette

a juggalette who is not open about being one, she still always has your back, and loves her family.

That bitch is such a closet juggalette

by Holly Matzz May 15, 2011

Closet slob

noun, a person you would not normally tag as a dirty person because they put whatever is messy out of sight. For example into a drawer or closet where one does not normally look.

On the surface, Jenny is a really nice girl. But beneath her happy and bubbly exterior lies a closet slob so bad that if you opened her closet doors, there would literally be an avalanche of random junk.

by Crazybmws February 19, 2012

closet cowboy

You're afraid of admitting to rooting for the Dallas Cowboys. So, you go overboard pretending to root for another team.

Guy at the bar, says go Tampa Bay!! But, talking Cowboys for 5 minutes prior. I say, wow what a closet cowboy!

by Kewihe March 14, 2016