Japanese flying squirrel

Ugliest thing in the world

Look at that chick! She's uglier than a japanese flying squirrel

by Bungalow June 16, 2016

firehouse squirrel

A person that lives at multiple firehouse in an effort to actually make it above the poverty line in the EMS world. Normally they are EMTs, but paramedics and firefighters have been know to adapt this behavior in lower paying arenas.

Also; when a rival fire company takes a call out of district. The would not be dispatched on the initial call, but would mysteriously appear as "the closest unit." When confronted; the normal response is: " well, we gotta eat, too!"

Damn firehouse squirrels.

C15 totally squirreled that call.

Get out of our district you damn squirrels.

I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut!

by Wayward EMT May 3, 2016

Squirrel dancing

Being sexual in a park for everyone to see

"Let's go home kids, those people are squirrel dancing"

by Thrownoffaroof August 9, 2016

hillbilly squirrel

A Chihuahua that was randomly sexually assulted by a squirrel created by the ox

Did yall dun did see that hillbilly squirrel.

by The sexy beast ox February 4, 2018

Squirrel

To randomly whip your penis out and show it to an innocent bystanders as if you were doing them a favor.

That stupid son of a biscuit just mooned me and topped it off with a squirrel.

by Jock in mike C May 4, 2018

Squirrel

A pet name for someone you love. (Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Spouse, etc.) Coined by Erykah Badu and Andre 3000 in their song Hello, featured on the EP 'But You Caint Use My Phone"

I missed you, Squirrel. Don't change, Squirrel.

by KewTy January 29, 2017

squirrel nipples

A female/male nipple that looks like a acorn

"Isaac has squirrel nipples"

by I_am_the_burger_King February 8, 2017