water the horse

to urinate

Trevor was very keen to take Tracy, but couldn't perform 'cos he badly needed to water the horse

by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

Way of the water

R. Kelly's favorite movie. See it in 3D!

The way of the water connects all thing, from your multiple grammies to your conviction. From believing you can fly to downloading disturbing images.

Underage girls believed they can make tsaheylu with R. Kelly's artistic spirit by connection with his 'queue', before he issues a warm current from his peehole on them.

Girl: "Why am I so nervy about you peeing robbie? It, uh, feels wrong!"
R. Kelly: "It is the way of the water!"

by Esa4 December 16, 2022

thunder water

explosive diareah that comes out liquidly. Like pee out of the butt

"After having that egg sauce, I had thunder water the whole night"

by lasysemen March 26, 2009

Walking on water

When your sitting on the toilet and your balls hang down and touch the water

Dude I just took a massive dump and I was Walking on water the whole time

by im bjorn June 22, 2019

the water bottle

A position executed during certain aquatic types of sexual intercourse. For example, in the bath, at your local water park, in the shower, the village lake, etc. It is an upside down position therefore it is recommended that all participants are able to hold their breath underwater for 7 minutes minimum.

She took the towns baker to the village lake when she craved the intense feeling of the water bottle.

by Thewaterbottlequeen September 1, 2017

Night Water

The most delicious of liquid, sent from jesus himself, from heaven, whence thee art awoken in the middleth of the night, and thee drinketh water. Ne'er hath it tasted so sweet, and crisp, as 'tis whence it was become, night water.

“bro why r u smiling?”
“Idk man the night water just hits different then regular water”

by AgayBitch April 10, 2022

Dog water

A term used by 10 year old FORTNITE kids to describe someone whose trash.

Is used as a substitute for Dog Shit because 10 year olds don’t want their mom to hear them cursing.

“That kid is dog water at this game bro”

by J7_ February 20, 2021