slide rule

a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.

NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.

Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.

by DDDooordddy September 29, 2018

Sliding into your CDM's

A bunch of gays who play football and are shit, my dead man could do better than them

Jesse and his friends play for Sliding into your CDM's

by Sliding into your CDM's February 03, 2022

Mississippi mud slide

When a man shits on a woman's chest sitting backwards so the bowel levitates torward the woman's neck.

My lady loves a Mississippi mud slide

by Dandownhill February 09, 2025

Mississippi Mud Slide

When a man sticks his erect penis in a man or woman's anus, while the man or woman being penetrated defecates on the erect penis, while the penis is thrusted in and out of the anus.

I can't wait to try the Mississippi Mud Slide

by cockspitter July 11, 2023

Tropical Slip and Slide

The sex act of pouring coconut oil into the vagina before intercourse.

Hey babe I'm dry down there, wanna start me off with a Tropical Slip and Slide?"

by Islandfukking April 26, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 09, 2025

sliding quickie

The action performed by somebody who has to perform an acrobatics check to catch penis in their mouths.

Ouch the Orc was caught off guard by the sliding quickie performed by his sex slave. He came immediately. It was lethal.

by Poompi December 21, 2015