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techsplain

Being talked down to by someone who assumes that you cannot possibly know about or understand anything about computers and/or software. Can be used in both the transitive and intransitive.
1) Once again, she assumed that I was a complete idiot, and techsplained to me just how simple the software really is. 2) Actually, I don't want to use that app., so you don't need to techsplain to be how simple it is.
by FitToPrint May 14, 2015
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technical friday

A technical Friday is the last day of the work week in which you have Friday off.
Today is Thursday but it is out technical Friday because we have tomorrow off!
by marx99 June 13, 2019
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technology illiterate

Someone who doesn't know anything/very little about technology. Sometimes they end up throwing around buzz words (like high-speed, big data, machine learning, IoT etc.) in an attempt to make themselves look smart - much to the dismay of the geeks watching.
Steve: "This new smart watch has 1TB of ram, a machine-learning CPU processor, 15MB of high-capacity SSD storage and 10MB of mobile data. Pretty good, eh?"
Dan: "eh..."
Steve: "Oh! Did you know that the watch also comes with a state-of-the-art big data analyzer?"
Dan: *sighs*
Dan: "Steve, your such a technology illiterate - did you know that?"
by Boneco123 August 5, 2020
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techspressionist

1) an artist using technology as a means of personal expression
2) an artistic practitioner of techspressionism
Have you seen the latest techspressionist exhibition ?
by techspressionist January 15, 2022
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Technoblade

A YouTube content creator who played Minecraft. His skin was a sentient pig, he is well known to have farmed many potatoes on Hypixel.
He died to cancer not too long ago, upon writing this definition. But his spirit lives on in all of us.
"When one dies to cancer, the cancer dies too, its not a loss it’s a draw. Technoblade never loses"
by TheRealN00B July 2, 2022
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Twinky technique

When your fucking someone in the ass and you don't pull out. So like a Twinky, the ass is cream filled.
I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass and I forgot to pull out. I then said, " So the Twinky Technique does work."
by MudslideMan November 8, 2017
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A technology nut

Someone who must have the newest stuff right now!
Ed is a Technology nut because he just got a new PC last year but now he want a new one this year because it's better!
by Joecrash396 June 17, 2018
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