If you want to eat something then eat it because it is now allowed by The Church of the Brenton. another example is if you have a physics assigment is due but there is good swell at the beach on that day, you can go to the beach instead because it is now part of your religion.
One of the cruelest turn of events that could happen to any man. Where a female that one has been talking to for several months out of nowhere mentions her "boyfriend" that for some reason had never existed until that moment
Doug: Hey did you hook up with Courtney last night?
Cecil: Nawh! She brought up her Jack in the Box Boyfriend while we were watching a movie...I was shitty!
Doug: I had a bad feeling that was going to happen...damn!
The ceremony that determines the winner of a Bacon Battle. All competitors must submit their bacon to the Bacon Baron to be weighed. The winner is the gentleman who has stolen the most bacon.
At the Weighing of the Bacon it was concluded that Bill won the Bacon Battle. His total of ten kilograms of bacon was more than Ben's total of four kilograms.