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Church of the Brenton

Founded in 2008 by Brenton Wilson as a way to combat the mainstream religions such as christianity and islam.
If you want to eat something then eat it because it is now allowed by The Church of the Brenton. another example is if you have a physics assigment is due but there is good swell at the beach on that day, you can go to the beach instead because it is now part of your religion.

rockin in the bed 

Verb:Making love or having sex

Noun: someone who is good in bed.
John and Nancy were rockin in the bed.

Is your new boyfriend rockin in the bed?

Jack in the Box Boyfriend 

One of the cruelest turn of events that could happen to any man. Where a female that one has been talking to for several months out of nowhere mentions her "boyfriend" that for some reason had never existed until that moment
Doug: Hey did you hook up with Courtney last night?
Cecil: Nawh! She brought up her Jack in the Box Boyfriend while we were watching a movie...I was shitty!
Doug: I had a bad feeling that was going to happen...damn!

Weighing of the Bacon 

The ceremony that determines the winner of a Bacon Battle. All competitors must submit their bacon to the Bacon Baron to be weighed. The winner is the gentleman who has stolen the most bacon.
At the Weighing of the Bacon it was concluded that Bill won the Bacon Battle. His total of ten kilograms of bacon was more than Ben's total of four kilograms.

Disciple of the booty 

One who practices ultimate devotion to the lord's finest creation: the booty.
Timmy: Boobs or butt?
George: One could say I'm a disciple of the booty.
Disciple of the booty by Nick_iz October 24, 2014

Down for the brown 

A female or male who is interested in Mexican or tan people.
"Ew Nora you only like white boys.. But I'm down for the brown"