bob ross secret

A "secret" that everybody knows, like the coworker that shows up to work still drunk and no one talks about it

"Can I borrow some of the vodka you keep in your desk?"
"How do you know about that? It's a secret."
"Yeah, ok, boomer. It's a Bob Ross secret"

by Dehydratedninja March 4, 2023

KFC's secret recipe

1 egg beaten
1 cup buttermilk
1 cup all-purpose flour
one 3 pound chicken cut into 6 pieces
1/3 pound of crisco
1 teaspoon ground oregano
1 teaspoon chilli powder
1 teaspoon ground sage
1 teaspoon dried basil
1 teaspoon dried marjoram
1 teaspoon pepper
2 teaspoons salt
2 Tablespoons paprika
1 teaspoon onion salt
1 teaspoon garlic powder
2 Tablespoons accent (MSG based seasoning

I like KFC's secret recipe i guess.

by ellomateee1123 May 24, 2023

Arby's secret sauce

Some announcer who already fucked the burger on display.
That is NOT fucking arby's sauce

Ever since someone fucked their burger like a crackhead on the top counter we have been displaying cum flavored whoppers.We would now like to introduce our Arby's secret sauce! Yeah that's not spicy mayo your tasting.

by p2mu0pti June 1, 2023

in Her Majesty's secret cervix

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.

Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

Consumables vs Secret Rares

Orders of magnitudes.

Hym Iam "Consumables vs Secret Rares."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2026

Theory of Secret Power Struggles

The perspective that the publicly visible political drama—elections, speeches, scandals—is largely theater, masking the real, hidden conflicts for dominance occurring between clandestine factions within intelligence agencies, corporate boards, financial networks, and organized crime. In this view, the president or prime minister is often a frontman, while the true battles are fought in encrypted chats, safe houses, and boardrooms with no windows.

Example: The sudden, inexplicable resignation of a seemingly powerful minister might be explained by the Theory of Secret Power Struggles as the outcome of a hidden coup within the domestic intelligence service, which blackmailed him over a decades-old file, a fight completely invisible to the press and public.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026

Theory of the Secret State

The concept that within the formal, constitutional structure of a government, a parallel, unaccountable, and permanent apparatus exists—often rooted in intelligence, military, and police agencies—that operates autonomously to protect what it defines as "state security," regardless of the elected government's policies. It is the deep state not as a conspiracy of individuals, but as an institutional zombie with its own mind, budget, and goals.

Example: According to the Theory of the Secret State, when an elected leader tries to radically alter foreign policy or reduce intelligence budgets, they are quietly stymied by leaks to the press, bureaucratic inertia, and even manufactured crises by career officials in agencies like the CIA or MI6, who believe they are the true guardians of the nation, above transient politicians.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026