Sausage Mash

When you take two dicks and mash them into one hole.

Sharon enjoys a good Sausage Mash when her son-in-law and his friends come over.

by TheLt March 15, 2018

Head Sausage

The protruding fat roll that exists on the back of the head where the head and neck meet. Usually on a fat / chubby man while sitting upright in a chair or on a bench.

Wow! Look at that! Hey, can I squeeze your head sausage?

by Jubantime July 19, 2015

Sausage supper

The act of providing oral relief to multipleale participants. (Colloquial Scottish)

Pat had a sausage supper down the alley with Kris and Boab.

by Pullmehearties July 13, 2016

Sausage Sex

Where a group of 2 or more males have intercourse on a day to day basis.

Yo Kyle , David and I are having some amazing sausage sex.

by StraightUpKeyboardG May 19, 2016

Sausage Omelette

Pronunciation: "Saw-sahge ohm-let"

1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices.

2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years.

1. Friend 1: "I've finally gotten eggs so I can make ya'll my famous sausage omelette."

Everyone else: "Yay!"

2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside."

Everyone else: "Eww..."

by Mewsy July 1, 2009

Sausage Shunter

A person who inserts sausages into their bodily orifices - namely the face and arse. Sometimes also simultaneously.

Gunther was such a sausage shunter, he just couldn't get enough of that meat!

by full of it March 7, 2011

Summer Sausage

The bludge of a man's penis in a speedo, in the summer.

Did you see that guy's summer sausage?

by Gortlubes September 24, 2017