Madonna Salamella

The art of comparing the Holy Madonna to the italian salami as an insult.

oh Madonna Salamella ur so ugly! - Oh Madonna Salamella quanto sei brutta!

by NANABIBI95 February 24, 2018

moist salami

After a long day of work a lady spreads her legs and the mountain of cheese rains out from underneath. Her vagina releases a cheese like substance that she quickly scoops up and jams it in her mouth while watching some super dirty midget porn.

Damn girl I can't wait to get home from work and taste my moist salami! It's gonna be so moist today I can already feel it.

by Dirty Sex Monkey January 24, 2018

Madonna salamella

Madonna Salamella is an Italian imprecation not very much in vogue but it is certainly very creative

Madonna Salamella can be used in various contexts such as:
- after getting hurt (ex Madonna Salamella! What a pain, damn all saints)
- as a surprise eclamation (ex Madonna Salamella garnished with ketchup for how long we do not see each other!)
- when you want to blasp all the foxes

by Ggino April 25, 2018

Madonna Salamella

Madonna is a common word in a 360 noscoper bimbominkia dimmerda, anyway, "salamella" is a common peace of meat in the italian popular food colture and it's called madonna salamella as all other types of food.

Examples are
- Madonna Sanguinaccio (Madonna Black Pudding)
-Dio fungo (Dio mushroom)
-Eva la cipolla (Eva the onion)
-Dio cinghiale (Dio Wild Boar)

Some examples in sentences:
- Quando cazzo impari un po' a stare al mondo Dio cinghiale
-Per me Madonna salamella, dio fungo, eva la cipolla, non sono bestemmie sono solo altri tipi di DII di culture a noi sconosciute Cit. Cicciogamer89

by TommySmusi_ June 15, 2018

Big salami

Big penis

Damn look at that bulge in his pants! He must have a big salami.

by Makin B@CON August 26, 2018

yard sale

A weekend cash-raising event where either you are selling strips of sod from your front lawn, or all the items for sale are three feet long.

I was gonna widen the asphalt parking-area in front of my house, so I carefully cut the grassy sod into easy-to-manage three-foot-long strips, neatly rolled it up and bagged it, and then held a yard sale.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

bail sale

When a sale is almost reached, but rejected at the last moment.

I had a bail sale on that expensive car. Dang!

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019