Steven Patrick Morrissey

A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.

Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

Patrick

friend of spongebob

Patrick the star

by anonymous September 14, 2024

Patrick

Hot sexy man who will always be single cuz he has no bitches; always hard; always gay.

Patrick is so hot

by Skibidigonner December 16, 2024

Patrick Arnold

A guy who suggests a group sex scenario, then “accidentally” finishes before anyone else gets started.

We were just getting into it when this dude Patrick Arnold’d and passed out with a Capri Sun.

by XXXBenedictArnold August 7, 2025

Patrick's People

There's a white guy in Statesville NC who tries to get uneducated Blacks to get their GED through his Adult Learning Center. The majority of these people are criminals with long rap sheets. This is absolutely no benefit to anyone, but himself. He does this to boost his HUGE ego.

Did you hear about Tyrone robbing that convenience store and shooting the clerk last night?
Yeah! I sho did! At least he has a GED. He's one of Patrick's People, you know?

by Thinman529k August 30, 2025

Patrick Arnold

That friend who talks a big open-relationship game until their partner actually gets more action than they do.

He was all poly until she had her first date. Then he pulled a Patrick Arnold and started quoting attachment theory.

by Peggy Shippen September 9, 2025

Patrick McMaster

A guy with a huge penis, gets all the ladies and just loves the hub.....

Nothing bothers this but a sex machine, he cant help himself.

Dude 1: Oh have you ever met Patrick McMaster?
Dude 2: no, is he a good bloke?
Dude 1: fuck yeah i love patrick mcmaster

by panivoewv September 17, 2025