musta

A swedish term that means when you spit in a girls asshole and twist it around and try to lick the brown spit up with your tounge

I tried to musta it tasted so good that shitty taste mmmmmm.

by Mustaren April 22, 2025

Mustache Jackson

Prerequisite: Must have access to a fire engine and hose lines.

Verb: to use Zillow and find houses for sale that presumably will be unoccupied, that way you can stretch hose to the front door to simulate real training.

(Warning) this action will piss off the whole neighborhood and the home owner will rush home and try to fight you

Is that house for sale? How about a mustache Jackson.

by Doc_Easy May 1, 2025

MUSTAAAARD

Something that the king of rap king kenny k dot negga lamar yells and is a staple of meme culture

yo thats dank asf and a 6-7 MUSTAAAARD

by I LOVE MUSTARD 6-7 DIDDY PARTY May 21, 2025

Mustang It

A phrase referring to somebody crashing their car into either a bunch of other cars, people or curbs, mostly seen done by Ford Mustang drivers. This mostly happens when the driver is showing off by drifting or doing similar stunts. This also usually only happens at takeover car meets.

A common way to use this phrase is to say “Mustang’d it”. If you go up to any car guy, they will know what this phrase means.

“Bro watch out! He’s going to Mustang It!”

“Bro almost Mustang’d It!”

by Hospital Roleplay Fan July 11, 2025

Mustachular

Possessing or embodying the qualities of a powerful, well-groomed mustache that exudes authority, masculinity, and timeless charisma.
Often used to describe individuals whose facial hair elevates their presence to near-mythical levels, blending elegance, tradition, and raw strength.possessing a strong, proud, testosterone-fueled mustache, typically worn by Jaats, wrestlers, or Indian uncles who bench press authority.

The general entered the room, his mustachular aura commanding silence before he even spoke.

by A. Lineage July 16, 2025

Mustafa

Where do I start ? Mustafa , his is traditional man who works really hard. He likes travel and experience new cultures , languages and be helpful when he can. He does have big heart but is very guarded. He is very patience with people he likes but most the time he is impatient. He likes to remind people that being human is more important than being right. Surprisingly he is romantic and likes to spoil you when he can. He isn’t emotional expressive which isn’t helpful. He figures that you should know how he feels. He is very serious about his goals in life. In relationships he puts up a front. If he can’t have you then no one else should. If you don’t like possessive men then stay away from him. It’s hard for him to be adaptable. His type of woman has big eyes , straightforward mouth and good attitude in life. A crybaby who he wants to need him. He flirts like an elderly man and is a bit odd.

Guy 1- God that girl is difficult .
Guy 2- Only Mustafa can deal with that bless his heart.
Girl 1- it’s like he is here but not here

Girl 2- leave him alone his busy man !

by Sugamama25 August 22, 2025

Mustache-Shielding

When a person gives a hypothetical dilemma, and the responding party tries to include bypasses to make the scenario work better, Mustache-Shielding is when the person presenting the dilemma shuts down the bypasses to ensure that the scenario is still difficult.

"Would you go on a date with a girl with a mustache for 50 bucks?" -Jinya
"Can't I just shave off her mustache then?" -Shosh
"No, you're not allowed to." -Jinya
"Stop Mustache-Shielding you retard." -Shosh

by Sleepy Chigga October 8, 2025