jesus juice 

all alc mixed together

grabb all tht shit dude we are making jesus juice

jesus juice by jammers1001 December 31, 2008

jesus on a cracker 

Funny phrase which indicates you are surprised.

"Our math final is tomorow" "JESUS ON A CRACKER!"

jesus on a cracker by John December 15, 2004

Jesus Freak Scenario 

Meeting a cute girl who seems like she's into you only to be completely turned off from her upon reading that she describes herself as a "jesus freak" on her facebook/myspace.

dude1: "Hey man, how's it going with that chick you've had your eye on for a while?"

dude2: "total jesus freak scenario man. don't bring that shit up"

Jesus Freak Scenario by asdfasdf212 September 28, 2011

Jesus Take The Wheel 

When one is to drunk to drive while still insiting on driving, allows a higher power to do the driving for them. It stems from the popular Carrie Underwood song with the title of the same name.

"I know drinking and driving is wrong so that is why i let Jesus take the wheel, whenever I drive home drunk, he'll guide me home safely"

Jesus Take The Wheel by St. Jason, The Great April 15, 2008

Jesus Hot 

The form of hotness
That is so damn hot, it can only be described as "Jesus Hot"

"Dang, Suzie, is hotter than hot now she's all grown up"
"Some might say she's, JESUS HOT,that Suzie"

Jesus Hot by kimmy booth March 4, 2005

Jesus Cookie

A euphamism for penis. The term is used in situations where regular terms may be blocked. Not to be confused with communion wafers.

I saw Bob rubbing his Jesus Cookie. It was hot.

Jesus Cookie by dgw November 24, 2007

jesus nelly bells 

Expression of disbelief, shock or frustration, especially among older people in South Wales valleys.

'Jesus nelly bells, I can't believe he missed that conversion!'

jesus nelly bells by scruffbag December 8, 2006