Brooke is so ghetto-itus.
by Camp Gut Busters August 31, 2006
Get the Ghetto-itusmug. The part of Potomac where houses may sell for a million dollars but they aren't mansions. The part of Potomac where not all houses have at least 3 car garages. The part of Potomac that includes Beverly Farms Elementary. The part of Potomac where there are no rich-ass jappy bitches and preppy jocks. The chill part of Potomac.
Potomac Girl: O-M-G. I just crashed my brand new BMW Z3 convertable.
Ghetto Potomac Girl: Oh, I'm sorry, can I give you a ride home in my used station wagon?
PG: Does it have a rockin stereo system and leather seat warmers?
GPG: Uh, no, sorry.
PG: Well, I don't think that my 24-hour security personel would even let a car like that near my gated neighborhood.
Ghetto Potomac Girl: Oh, I'm sorry, can I give you a ride home in my used station wagon?
PG: Does it have a rockin stereo system and leather seat warmers?
GPG: Uh, no, sorry.
PG: Well, I don't think that my 24-hour security personel would even let a car like that near my gated neighborhood.
by BeverlyFarmers September 25, 2005
Get the ghetto potomacmug. The floret comprised of single dollar bills that is pinned to a young (usually African American) girl's shirt on her birthday. The dollar bills are given to her throughout the day as gifts from her friends, and added to the "bow." If she is well loved, she will have a nice sized "ghetto bow" at the end of the night.
by Burgundy September 1, 2007
Get the ghetto bowmug. Trashy ghetto girl prone to loud screeching fights in public places with her friends and baby daddies. Often, but not necessarily black.
We had to call the cops, as the ghetto harpy was having another fight with her baby daddy in the front yard.
by HoaxesCroaxes March 31, 2011
Get the ghetto harpymug. A small hole, usually between 1/4" and 1/2" in diameter, intentionally placed in the floorboard of a vehicle so that it's occupant(s) may dispose of illicit narcotics in the event of getting "rolled" or pulled over by the police.
by 94caprice February 5, 2017
Get the ghetto holemug. Bro #1 - "Yo dawg, what you thinking for lunch?"
Bro #2 - "Maann, I'm broke duuude! I'ma have me some 25 cent Ghetto Noodles!"
or
Customer - "Yo what isle yo noodles at?"
Grocery Clerk - "What kind of noodles Sir? Spaghetti?"
Customer - "Naww....Ummm, Ghetto Noodles."
Grocery Clerk - "The Ramen is on isle 5."
Customer - "Thanks...."
True Story
Bro #2 - "Maann, I'm broke duuude! I'ma have me some 25 cent Ghetto Noodles!"
or
Customer - "Yo what isle yo noodles at?"
Grocery Clerk - "What kind of noodles Sir? Spaghetti?"
Customer - "Naww....Ummm, Ghetto Noodles."
Grocery Clerk - "The Ramen is on isle 5."
Customer - "Thanks...."
True Story
by Wacky Guy March 6, 2012
Get the Ghetto Noodlesmug. n. also known as "ghemoseyer."
Someone in front of you who walks about leisurely, esp. down narrow hallways and sidewalks. They aimlessly wander about as if where they are going does not matter, therefore making the people walking behind them late for wherever it is they are going. Some even swerve around so that you cannot walk past them. Ghemoseyers can be very agitating, esp. when you are already running late.
Someone in front of you who walks about leisurely, esp. down narrow hallways and sidewalks. They aimlessly wander about as if where they are going does not matter, therefore making the people walking behind them late for wherever it is they are going. Some even swerve around so that you cannot walk past them. Ghemoseyers can be very agitating, esp. when you are already running late.
by Ganoosi December 6, 2004
Get the ghetto-moseyermug.