date rapist

See Edwin Cruz

Gee, I hope the DATE RAPIST doesn't hurt me.

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

micro-date

An extremely brief fantasy about a person, generally of a sexual nature, lasting only a few seconds. Micro-dates typically occur with complete strangers in passing but can also occur with friends and acquaintances.

The beautiful woman stepped into the elevator and Brad immediately had a micro-date.

by Hemmingwayz November 23, 2016

Mares-z-Doates

Having sexual relations emotional or physical with a cherished pet.

Brittany-"Greg what in the world of buttersnapes are you doing to Fifi?"
Greg-"MARES-Z-DOATES!"

by Get ham flowered April 14, 2010

date sock

Sock you masturbate in which you masturbate into

Date sock sock date

by Brandon Wisely January 21, 2015

date night

in order to keep a bond fresh and healthy you make time for the occasional date night
no phones allowed

"its date night, boo. tonight i want you to choose my outfit, do my hair and makeup. tonight is only for you. as it is for me. I want to make you feel so good"

by Krkič January 25, 2020

clock and date

To find something that is completely expected and not unusual. A classical example of itself amidst all other things like it. Insinuates that something is the antithesis of original.

1) The movie was a clock and date action film.
2) Your attitude to gender is so nineties clock and date.

by tski July 28, 2003

frankish dinner date

(Frankish refers to Charlemagne and The Franks): weird looking and unpalatable food,- ioho-, but food still fit for human consumption if religious dietary restrictions are kept out of the equation, because your ethnic group is simply not accustomed to such food.

caterpillars in tomato sauce? what is this Frankish dinner date?

by Sexydimma July 26, 2014