cunt berry

(noun) A globular accumulation of dried smegma, semen, and/or vaginal fluild around hair shafts near the vagina. Analogous to a dingle-berry that hangs from an ass hair.

"While eating out Cindy, I was unpleasantly surprized to bite into a cunt berry."

by Alan69 August 9, 2007

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miserable cunt

A female who is never happy, no matter what you do or how much you spend. Someone who complains about everything, up to and including the $200 dinner you JUST BOUGHT HER TONIGHT.

See bitch.

I thought she was on the rag that first week of dating, but it turned out that she's just a miserable cunt.

by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004

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grade a cunt

noun; A cunt of the highest order. A person who lacks character and wit. Usually a Spurs or Man Utd fan.

"Did you see that geezer in the pub with the Utd Shirt on? He was a grade a cunt and no mistake."

by sooner_gooner July 12, 2009

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Cunt scarf

A short skirt that keeps only your cunt covered and warm.

Pointing at a short skirt someone might say "Is that keeping your cunt warm? That's so short it's just a cunt scarf"

by Terrified and Afraid September 11, 2010

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Someone who has a 9-5 job and hates wealthy successful people because they are better than them and help in society when they don’t and wish they didn’t have a low self of esteem and hate on any wealth they see around them such as a successful person driving a Ferrari they claim they scammed people etc because the poor cunt failed and is living a broke ass miserable life driving a fiat 500. This is someone who will go nowhere in life and just hang around with other losers who think they same.

Look at that poor cunt over there scraping that Ferrari!

by WinnerInLufe February 3, 2020

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