Skip to main content

conversation bumper 

A person who is in a deep conversation, and all of the sudden says a random thing, sentence, or thought, that kills the conversation.

Much like a speed bump, it slows you down, and leaves you confused, stranded, and a little freaked out.
Shelly: Hey, so how was your date last night?!
Clara: zomg you'll never guess what James did last night...
Shelly: what?!!
Clara:... hmmm... today my dog got a bath. he doesn't like water. you should have seen him squirm! hehe i like dogs! do you like dogs?
Shelly:..... conversation bumper much?!
Related Words

Raisin Bumping 

the act of two or more old people having sexual intercourse
my grandma was raisin bumping with this guy last night
I walked in on my grandparents raisin bumping
Raisin Bumping by liimitzgaming March 27, 2011

BALL BUMPER 

HAIR ONLY ON THE CHIN, SIMILAR TO A HALF GOATEE.
check out that dudes sweet ball bumper.
BALL BUMPER by gregory5579 February 13, 2012

Bangkok Bumps 

Term for herpes contracted while partying too hard with hookers in Bangkok, Thailand.
Bro, I slept with all these hookers and like 3 weeks later I got the Bangkok Bumps. It's no fun at all.
Bangkok Bumps by Col. Lingus March 4, 2013

Gangsta Bumps 

A colorful term for describing subwoofers in the car audio industry. Commonly used in describing a low quality trunk-rattle laden installation.
"Yo, I'm looking for some gangsta bumps, maybe two 12's. What do y'all sell?"
Gangsta Bumps by TonyJ621 May 21, 2013

weenie bumpers 

Two males that work together that can't stop talking to each other. Not gay but pretty close Aka bromance
Jason and Tom spend more time talking than working. They are a couple weenie bumpers!
weenie bumpers by JackHammer91 January 9, 2015