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Summer bowl 

It is and advanced sexual position that consists on putting your gf or your female sex mate in a position that makes her vagugu face upwards. Then the male individual inserts his cock in the pussy and focuses on trying to pee with an erection.
-Hey bro, yesterday I tried to do a Summer bowl with my gf.

-Dude wtf is wrong with you?
Summer bowl by Eustakios December 19, 2019
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bread bowl 

When during intercourse or masturbation you cum in the belly button, making a breadbowl. V: Breadbowling.
Kanye West: "I fucked a bitch while she sippin' red wine, I gave her a bread bowl for lord Jesus Christ"
bread bowl by kanyestan August 23, 2020

Big Bowl of Mistake-i-oes for Breakfast 

The Breakfast of fuck-ups : not for everyone every day but certainly everyone at least once. A breakfast of bad ideas one eats early in the morning then shits throughout the day in a series of missteps and failures like : flat tires, lost car keys, broken friendships, tax audits and fist fights over low-priced household goods or parking spaces. Always to be avoided.
Evan: That's a girl's jacket.

Tucker: Huh ?

Evan: The zipper and buttons. They're on the wrong side. It's a woman's jacket. You're wearing a woman's jacket.

Tucker: ....I got it at a consignment store; I honestly did not know. Will you run me down with your car, please ?

Evan: After I send this picture around I will. You ate a Big Bowl of Mistake-i-oes for Breakfast !
Tucker: Make it look like an accident.

Brighton Bowl

When two very bad (shit) parties/individuals/teams come tomorrow to make a larger, even worse (shittier) collaboration.

Based on the practice of 'bowling' where two males would rub their assholes together thus making a larger shitpiece.
The Jaguars against The Jets? Why is the London NFL game always a fucking Brighton Bowl

Which bright spark chose to invite McFly and Busted to The Brighton Bowl.
Brighton Bowl by FINdiddley December 18, 2020

Korean Bowl of Cereal 

This is normally when a young Korean woman is having sex with an older white man, and the woman GAPES her asshole open, (acting as a bowl) and the man spunks in her asshole, (acting as milk), and then she shits, (acting as the cereal), and then it is consumed with a large spoon.
Yo, I'm not hungry I just had a Korean Bowl of Cereal a couple of hours ago. Tasted like shit but filled me up good.

super bowl 55 

the game that never became the epic back and forth Brady-Mahomes showdown everyone was hoping for. Brady won his 7th ring, and Tampa Bay's second.
dude did you watch super bowl 55?
yeah
it was kinda bad
yeah
super bowl 55 by EG FRESH April 5, 2021

cash bowl 

When all the green you’re smoking has turned to ash.
“Hey that’s a cash bowl, pack a new one man”
cash bowl by anonymous July 16, 2021