Bauer Hour

The hour of the week that Jack Bauer flex's his muscle and "24" is on the air!

I'll be over at Nick and Teri's for "Bauer Hour" tomorrow night!
or "Bauer Hour" rocked the other night!

by MagnetDude March 13, 2010

Bauer Sesh

A marijuana smoking session which leads on to the wee hours of the morning, preferably out of a bong, and consumes many grams in one sitting.

Yo man I was tryin to fuckin catch a wink last night but steve just stayed up Bauer Seshin' beside me.

by Weed112 October 14, 2010

beater burn

rub the skin raw on your dick from masterbation

i've whacked off so many times i have a serious beater burn

by ibweag December 2, 2010

beanericed

When ghetto mexican kids who are honda fanboys attempt to fix their car up by adding ridiculous spoilers, exhaust tips, and other automotive modifications to their cars that are in really bad conditions and parts are not paint matched to the cars...

Kid 1: "did you see the huge wing Chris put on his car?"

Kid 2: "Yea, it looks so beanericed... his car's like 10 different colors..."

by freakmeek March 18, 2011

beauremus

Over-fed and under-fucked. Pronounced bo-ree-mus. Things ain't goin' right for the dude. He's getting fat and not gettin' any. Not a player any more. His time has come and gone. A has-been. A use-ta-was.

Look like he got the beauremus. "The beauremus?" Yeah, over-fed and under fucked.

by trulytexas June 12, 2011

Beater's Bluff

The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.

John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!

Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.

John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW

by Brockollama January 16, 2012

Bauered

When a coworker is given an incredibly simple task to complete and you are relying on the completion of that task in order to perform your own job, and that coworker completely botches the task.

I am terribly sorry Mr. Client, we should have been able to settle your trade on time, unfortunately your instructions were bauered by Drew before we got them.

by Herry October 22, 2014