beached driftwood

When a man gets an erection while defecating and his head touches the inside of the toilet bowl on the dry part.

I just had a huge dump, but I got some beached driftwood during it so im gonna go take a shower.

by Sum dude 42069 July 27, 2021

The Duke of Long Beach

A man that comes from the United Kingdom that lives in Long Beach, California.

The Duke of Long Beach is driving down PCH in his mustang.

by FMason September 30, 2021

miami beach bum

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.

Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have healthy skin.

by miamibeachbum305 December 9, 2021

Beach Slop

When a Guy gets a blowjob on the beach

Ayo look at that guy over there, looks like hes gettin some beach slop.

by Oopsjaydiditagain June 9, 2021

buff beach broccoli

Palm Trees:)

Palm Trees are really nothing more than Buff Beach Broccoli

by rickyboi41 February 28, 2022

Taylor Beach

Someone who eats sex organs multiple times a day

Jenny: I was at johnnys this weekend

You: your such a Taylor beach

by Taylo4dfbdfbmnsnv June 10, 2022

Beach Brain

When one has spent too much time at the beach and feels lazy and tired due to overexposure to the elements.

"Bruh, I spent all day at the beach chasin' them swells and now I have beach brain. I can't even think straight, hombre"

by dj bradford October 1, 2015