ass curd

the tiny sliver of shit in the toilet after straining for what seems like eternity when you know you have to pinch a loaf.

tom got up, and looked into the bowl only to see a small ass curd there after feeling like he had to shit for an hour on the interstate.

by freedav05 December 24, 2006

raggity-ass

An adjective that describes a state of poor upkeep, uncleanliness, delapitation, low quality etc.

You had sex with that raggity-ass chick? Gross dude!

Shaquanda's house is way too raggity-ass, it should be condemned.

by Scobbler November 11, 2006

ass to balls

very crowded, a lot of people in one place

it was ass to balls in that club

by jstagurl August 18, 2008

Ass-dreads

The condition experienced by tradesmen e.g. electricians, whose constant bending, climbing ladders etc, combined with an overly hairy butt area leads to a mass of matted hair around the ring piece and cheeks. Can lead to problems with poop clinging them, becoming a 'rectal rasta'

"Dude, did you see Willy's ass-dreads poking out of his raggedy tracky bottoms?"

"Yeah I know, they are gross, I think he has to get his Mrs to trim them"

by Dr Boswell January 10, 2009

Monk ass

Someone who is predictable and purposely gets you mad.A more modern way of saying troll. The word is used while playing a game.

‘I’m dead of course he uses that gun what f*cking monk ass’

by Sick lad 420 August 25, 2018

ass cadet

A word for describing a homosexual.

Richard Simmons is an ass cadet.

by I. P. Freeley March 25, 2006

sewer ass

An extrememly foul smelling ass.

Damn Rory, you fuck'n stink. Get your sewer ass out of my canoe.

by C-Nut April 24, 2008