crash test yummy

In the fanfic realm, refers lovingly and respectfully to a fanfic author's Beta.

Eternal gratitude to my Crash Test Yummy "bestbeta," without whom this ficcie wouldn't be so awesome.

by LegalMonet December 22, 2007

Jerk test

One who is a jerk but more jerkier.

Jason is being a jerk test today than ever before.

by Mitchie Pants June 17, 2011

fish test

to see if the girl's vagina smells like fish

i did the fish test on a girl last night.

by bon jovai August 7, 2011

Crash Test Dummy Treatment

Abusive acts against someone, especially in a relationship, to see how much crap one a person can take until they give-up, implode, leave or otherwise just break. This could also be used to refer to the abuse given in a severely rough and overtly dominant S&M relationship.

She is such a bitch. Instead of breaking up with a guy, she used to give her boyfriends the Crash Test Dummy Treatment until they just left her alone. But, her new guy likes receiving as much as she likes giving. That's why they get along so well.

by artwolf September 20, 2011

Bed Test

Describes the likelihood that a dude would nail a particular chick. An extremely hot girl easily passes the bed test.

Guy 1: Didja check out that hottie over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! She easily passes my bed test.

by IAmTheDude July 1, 2012

cup test

The act of putting on a new athletic cup and letting your friends hit it to make sure it works.

I just got a new athletic cup yesterday, Ben and Derek are coming over for a cup test tomorrow

by Spandexjock September 29, 2013

semester test exemptions

The greates gift of all. Presents the joy of sleeping and then doing whatever you wish while know everyone else is at school taking 2 hours long tests.

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semester test exemptions

by Iamexempt December 19, 2013