paps test 

check for lumps on breast ( why I'm a doctor )

back stage at las vegas follies, I said girls I'm a doctor would you like a free paps test. What happens in vegas stays in vegas.

paps test by itichie_nocanpo June 30, 2006

fail a test 

to fail a test is synonymous with blazing a spliff.

to go blaze a spliff means to go "fail a test"

person 1: haha yo do you wanna go fail a test ?
person 2: yeaaa

fail a test by jimmyeatskids October 12, 2009

crash test yummy 

In the fanfic realm, refers lovingly and respectfully to a fanfic author's Beta.

Eternal gratitude to my Crash Test Yummy "bestbeta," without whom this ficcie wouldn't be so awesome.

crash test yummy by LegalMonet December 22, 2007

Jerk test 

One who is a jerk but more jerkier.

Jason is being a jerk test today than ever before.

Jerk test by Mitchie Pants June 17, 2011

fish test 

to see if the girl's vagina smells like fish

i did the fish test on a girl last night.

fish test by bon jovai August 7, 2011

Crash Test Dummy Treatment 

Abusive acts against someone, especially in a relationship, to see how much crap one a person can take until they give-up, implode, leave or otherwise just break. This could also be used to refer to the abuse given in a severely rough and overtly dominant S&M relationship.

She is such a bitch. Instead of breaking up with a guy, she used to give her boyfriends the Crash Test Dummy Treatment until they just left her alone. But, her new guy likes receiving as much as she likes giving. That's why they get along so well.

Crash Test Dummy Treatment by artwolf September 20, 2011

Bed Test 

Describes the likelihood that a dude would nail a particular chick. An extremely hot girl easily passes the bed test.

Guy 1: Didja check out that hottie over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! She easily passes my bed test.

Bed Test by IAmTheDude July 1, 2012