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yeeters skeeters

something you yell randomly either when you cross the finish, score in a sport, recieve a good grade, etc. or just randomly yell out in the middle of class because you are bored
ex 1. Teacher of Global Issues in Historical Context: I will be handing back the tests today.

(Kid who is bad at history gets an 100 on the test)
That kid: YEETERS SKEETERS!!

ex 2. (Joel is in a race and proceeds to absolutely decimate another kid by pushing him into the dirt while passing in order to beat him)
Joel as he crosses the finish line: YEETERS SKEETERS!

ex 3. (The teacher is giving a long lecture and Pablo is bored)

Pablo about 45 minutes into the lecture: YEETERS SKEETERS!
by iyoteduponsomeoneyesterday March 18, 2019
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Chimney Sweeper

Stuffing panties into your girlfriend's vagina the day after her period has ended, lubing up your dick so you can have sex with her panty stuffed vagina, then pulling out the panties...and everything that comes with it.
I planned on eating my girlfriend out later, but first I gave her the ol' chimney sweeper to make sure she was cleaned out.
by Cr8ivewonder July 1, 2019
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Yeti Sweater

When you shave your pubes before sex and you leave the clippings in the sink. When you're done having sex you pull out and bust all over her tits and stomach. When she asks for a towel you go to the bathroom and grab a handful of pubes and come back and throw them on her and yell now that's a yeti Sweater.
Last night I totally gave my girl a yeti sweater and she jumped up and walked to the bathroom hunched over arms swinging.
by Thundermemes September 1, 2019
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Bitch Sweater

A sweater with holes cut were the hooker’s titties go.
Johnny: Dangggg she has a bitch sweater!
Pablo: I know!!!! It’s so sexy!!!!
by LongDickDaddySlurpThatCoochie October 15, 2019
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Distortion Sweater

that awkward moment when you listen to Sweater Weather in 5th grade and realize you’re bisexual.
person one: dude I have MASSIVE distortion sweater vibes rn
person two: man, that was me two years ago!
by waluigigorl4200 December 10, 2019
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Pavement sweepers

Underwear that has lost the will to stay up. It’s so old and dilapidated, that it threatens to (or indeed actually does) fall down and sweep the pavement. The act of pavement sweeping is when one keeps walking with the aforementioned undergarments around their ankles.
I’ve got to go shopping for new underwear, all I’ve got left are pavement sweepers
by Estella Botha January 17, 2020
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Ariel Sweeten

An Ariel is someone who is kind, sweet, and funny. They are easy to get along with and can always make you smile. If you ever have a chance to date one, DO IT, they are kinky, loyal, and wont stand for anyone trying to hurt you.

Obviously, if some part of their name involves sweet or sweeten, that means they will be the sweetener in your unsweetened day~
Boy: Isn't she Ariel Sweeten?
Boy2: Yeah and she always Sweetens my day!
by SauceyBunnie November 5, 2019
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