Slowback

Similar to a slowp, a really slow comeback or quip that is often also lame or pathetic.

"Hahaha, I can't believe you...you're so pathetic..."
"Ohhh yeah well...uhhhh..."
"Yeah?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
"Any day now..."
"UHhhhhh...your mom."
"Nice slowback, dude..."

by TFE September 15, 2007

slower than the line out of hell

An expression used to describe anything that is very, very slow. (since a line of people waiting to get out of Hell would logically not move at all!)

Cell phone call:
Guy: Hi, I'm going to be a bit late.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I'm at the grocery store and this line is slower than the line out of hell!
Girl: Well, get here when you can!

by prisoner626 December 18, 2008

Slowsturbation

The act of masturbating slowly to increase duration and pleasure.

Going to the movies sounds cool man, but I'm gonna go home, make a sandwich, and get in a little slowsturbation.

by Tyrannosaur June 28, 2010

Slowik

a man or a boy who mainly enjoys consumeing human fecal matter, often refered to as people poop.

a fecitarian know to the common man as slowik

by Handi Capstal February 23, 2009

slowly going the way of the buffalo

When an individual or group of individuals eventually 'sells out'.

"Dude, you guys are slowly going the way of the buffalo".

by Dewie May 13, 2005

Slowcala

a boring town that no kid would ever possibly want to live in. possibly the slowest and most boring town in the world, it is full of horses and old people that can't drive.

kid:dad, why do we have to move to ocala?!?!

father:so i can raise horses and be rich!!hehehe

kid: but dad, its slocala, what are u goin to spend ur money on ther, insurance from old people hittin ur car?!?!

by zack July 27, 2004

slowing

The opposite of speeding.

I was so dazed after work today that I was slowing all the way home.

by BanquoLives March 14, 2009