smashing blumpkin

taking a shit on the floor as u receive head from a really fat disgusting girl
"I just had the ill smashing blumpkin last nite with that huge bitch"
by goats February 23, 2005
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smash n grab

When a playa gets all up and wasted at a hot soire anh is pushin up on all the supa dope fine honeys.
Girl to friend: the party was john blaze and jumpin until Levi tried to play smash n grab on me..

Friend:Damn Gurrl.........
by Levi Yockey October 12, 2004
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Super Smashed Bros

Any variation of a drinking game involving the Super Smash Bros. video game for the N64 game console by Nintendo.

Drinking after a death (or kill for a handicap) is the only almost universal rule.

But there is only one true rule: N64 version only.

For playing this game while using the game's sequels for later game consoles, see "I should have been aborted"
"You guys want to go play Super Smashed Bros. at Jerry's later"

"He only has a Gamecube, that cockmonger should have been aborted if he thinks that's 'Smashed Bros.'"
by omfgireallydontcare April 04, 2016
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Smashing Pelvic Floors

Yet another term for sex. Much like, shag, bang, fuck and copulate.
It is the action of two people smashing their pelvic floors together.

It does what it says on the tin!
Man 1: yo, did you hear what Darren and Jessica were doing last night?
Man 2: yeah bro, they were smashing pelvic floors.
by WinterICE001 May 13, 2021
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ugly girl smash

When you see something exotic about how unattractive a chick is and want to smash despite the ugliness because her appearance is so different from the basic bitches and dimes.
Andrew: Do not fuck genes? Nah, man she's an ugly girl smash.
James: Dude, I can't be seen with you if you hit that.
by goyo August 30, 2017
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Smash the Pearly Gates

Smackun yo bitches teeth up with yer dickhead. Tombstone Tappin
She tried to talk but instead I chose to Smash the Pearly Gates with my indefatigable ram-rod.
by Ribbed Rhubarb January 08, 2019
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unlimited smash pass

Giving someone the permission of unlimited sex until you are tired if it and the pass is revoked. Sex without strings or friendship. Sex anywhere anytime.
I don't really like him but I gave him an unlimited smash pass.
by Annah11 June 21, 2023
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