Michigan

The southern part sucks ass but the northern parts are beautiful.

“Hey, bro wanna go to Michigan?”
“As long as we go up north.”
“Of course I don’t be in the ghettos.”

by Ioskaosposl February 10, 2021

muizchiro

Muizchiro is the best TikTok account ever she’s funny beautiful and has two cute dogs that love her very much she’s better then you in many different ways

muizchiro is the best TikToker ever

by Hi I’m the best March 19, 2021

Michiwisco

A shorter way to say the border of Michigan and Wisconsin

In Michiwisco it's really warm, we should go fishing

by ~strange life~ April 3, 2021

Munchin Punch

When you go down on a girl while she is on her period.

Guy 1: “Dude, I went down on this check last night, but when she turned on the lights, my face was covered in red!”

Guy 2: “ Ya man, you were munchin punch!”

by Jew_Bagel May 14, 2021

munchies

Being hungry

Got the munchies on that fateful night.

by Richienb May 16, 2021

Michigan

Michigan is a place where it’s 20F one day and 80F the next u can meet the Ohio haters in the Lower areas and the Trolls aka basically Canadians in the Upper Penninsula the one state where a hand is ur map and Everyone and I mean Everyone says they are from Detroit or Petoskey everyone born there either hates Ohio or the US as a whole

Random person: where ya from
Michigander: I live near Detroit
Random person: oh cool I’m from Ohio

Michigander: Get. The. Fuck. Away. From. Me.

by _Dia_ June 8, 2021

Michigan Slammer

What's going to happen to Samuel if he doesn't get back from his trip in time

"No extended stays or else you'll be getting the Michigan Slammer"
-cobie_

"Michigan Slammer? More like depression."
-Samuel

by cobie_ June 10, 2021