V. The swipping of ones ass to accumulate cake batter on the forefinger, then performing a quick stroke over an unsuspecting victims upper lip (just beneath the nose). Also known as a Dirty Sanchez.
I counteracted his Spoony Sam with a quick Muddy Mike, leaving reminants of corn and nuts on his lip.
by booboo June 18, 2004
Get the muddy mike mug.1. Offering useless information at any given moment most notably while the listener is intoxicated.
2. Wanting to have philosophical conversations at an given point in time.
3. A guy who works a girl up sexually and then changes his mind at the last second about having sex with her.
2. Wanting to have philosophical conversations at an given point in time.
3. A guy who works a girl up sexually and then changes his mind at the last second about having sex with her.
1. Drunk girl: Hey, letttts gooo ouuutsh.
Aaron: You shouldn't go out in your condition. If the air was to mix with your blood at a certain rate...
Greg:(whispers)What's he doing?
Jake: He just pulled a Mike.
2. Tara: We were making out at a party and he pulled a Mike. He started talking about Nietzsche.
3. Jen: So I'm not dating _______ anymore.
Tyler: Aww hon, I'm sorry. What happened?
Jen: We were in bed last night and we were messing around and pulled a Mike.
Aaron: You shouldn't go out in your condition. If the air was to mix with your blood at a certain rate...
Greg:(whispers)What's he doing?
Jake: He just pulled a Mike.
2. Tara: We were making out at a party and he pulled a Mike. He started talking about Nietzsche.
3. Jen: So I'm not dating _______ anymore.
Tyler: Aww hon, I'm sorry. What happened?
Jen: We were in bed last night and we were messing around and pulled a Mike.
by amyfishhouse May 15, 2008
Get the Pulled a Mike mug.To feel like the third wheel due to excessive awkwardness on the part of the people that you are with.
I was mike triking it the other night when I went to the movies with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Sometimes, I just want to tell Caroline and Robert to just go ahead and do it, because they are flirting so much that I feel like a freaking mike trike.
Sometimes, I just want to tell Caroline and Robert to just go ahead and do it, because they are flirting so much that I feel like a freaking mike trike.
by Mel06 April 3, 2008
Get the Mike Trike mug.huge turnoff of a guy who cannot dance, is reallllly dirty and has scabies and lives in Jacksonville, FL and is easily spotted at Bourbon Street station!!! Be very aware.... he is highly contagious
by Chanel && Sam February 20, 2009
Get the MIKE-club mug.Becky: I think the cute guy from last might gave me a fake number.
Kimberly: What number did he give You?
Becky: 281-330-8004
Kimberly: Girl you got Mike Jones'd
Kimberly: What number did he give You?
Becky: 281-330-8004
Kimberly: Girl you got Mike Jones'd
by Higgy24 December 14, 2017
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