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Swiftie Math

Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.
Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.
by Numerati February 11, 2024
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Singapori Math

A kind of alien math from a rebel island that was once part of Malaysia, where they learn and teach math word problems in a local dialect called Singlish, using rectangles, lines, and dotted lines, which the people there call “bar models,” with most of them looking arguably ugly.
Local teachers told an Englishman that Singapori Math is a rojak or mélange of methodologies and pedagogies, with ingredients from both the East and the West—when the island was trying to solve its population’s high innumeracy rate in the seventies.
by Numerati March 15, 2024
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Math

1. (noun) An educational fail.
2. (noun) the calculation and application of measurement
He stayed late at school doing math
Philosophical man: What is...the meaning of...Math?
Well now you know, dumbo!
by JUST A PLAIN IDIOT January 19, 2019
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Math not mathin

When a bitch say something stupid and it don’t add up
1 body 3 kids 2 different daddies

Math not mathin 🤣
by Fuckabrokebitch January 7, 2022
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Math

We were in math class. Nick was like "Wanna hear a Dad joke?" The rest of us was like "FUCK YEAH" He was like"THIS CLASS!!" We burst out laughing!
by Aldi's February 5, 2019
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