Johnny

the boys with the biggest dicks

thick butt girl: im scared of johnny his dick too big

thick butt girls friend: stop being scary, but it is kinda big tho

by daggerdiccj3 February 21, 2022

Johnny logic

When somebody thinks they are helping but turns out worse..

Damn you tried to save me $14 but cost me 4 hours labor johnny logic.

by Johnny useless July 6, 2018

Taco Johnny

When you split a six pack and a pound with your girl and then she gives you road head while you're still eating your tacos from Taco John's. While you're polishing off your potato olés and she's polishing off your knob.

Yo, I was hungry and horny so my girl gave me a Taco Johnny.

Have you ever given a Taco Johnny?

by Sugar Nipps July 1, 2019

johnny gay

johnny gay means johnny wong

if you dont know who is JOhnny wong, I tell you now, JOhnny wong is the best in the world. He is the best in the world. He is the best in the World..
Johnny GAY JOHNNY GAY

by Johnnynotgay March 20, 2018

johnny mcsquarepants

A man named Johnny mcsquarepants his pants are actually circle

Johnny mcsquarepants likes people

by Robert e wiggle bottom July 20, 2022

johnny drip drip

A sexy beast that is loved by nations.He also has a big roach down there

Do you know johnny drip drip

by bitco.mmit September 7, 2021

Johnnie

Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.

Person #1

“Where do I hang my towel”

Person #2
“Just Johnnie it into the washing basket”

by Johnnie’s Towel February 28, 2025