A commonly used name for a person who loves minors. Usually minors who are able to walk but not not old enough to run. He prefers multiple minors at one time.
BECAREFUL! Joshua is at the kindergarden playground!
by @merica November 3, 2023
Get the Joshuamug. The name Joshua is derived from the Hebrew Yeheshua, via the Greek Iesos meaning "God is salvation". Joshua(s) are kind, introverted, and strong. They're quite athletic and are usually into some type of sport, notably soccer. They can get angry at very small things sometimes because they are perfectionists and they don't like to be beaten. Fortunately, when their friends are around, they can cool Joshua(s) down.
They're especially sweet to their girlfriends. They're always talking about accountability and strength in relationships. They care about boundaries and what their girlfriend likes or doesn't like.
Joshua(s) are sometimes insecure about themselves but they shouldn't be. They are independent, hard-working, and strong men.
Though they don't like to admit it, they want to be held and comforted when something makes them sad. Bad things happen to Joshua(s) quite a bit and while they are resilient, the things weigh on them.
They think about the future a lot and they are planners.
Be sure to check on your Joshua. If he is your boyfriend, be kind to him. He's a keeper. Make sure to love him like he loves you.
They're especially sweet to their girlfriends. They're always talking about accountability and strength in relationships. They care about boundaries and what their girlfriend likes or doesn't like.
Joshua(s) are sometimes insecure about themselves but they shouldn't be. They are independent, hard-working, and strong men.
Though they don't like to admit it, they want to be held and comforted when something makes them sad. Bad things happen to Joshua(s) quite a bit and while they are resilient, the things weigh on them.
They think about the future a lot and they are planners.
Be sure to check on your Joshua. If he is your boyfriend, be kind to him. He's a keeper. Make sure to love him like he loves you.
"Oh! I'm dating a Joshua. I didn't know you knew him. He's very into football. Not egg-ball or American Football. I mean soccer. He's great at it. Oh, I love him."
by Anonymous, only 1 submission. March 13, 2023
Get the Joshuamug. This name can be both types of people, they can be the hard type, or the really nice and friendly ones. I have a best friend called Joshua and he is amazing. I have so many memories with him from primary school and he is just a nice guy to be around.
by St Michaels Primary School November 3, 2020
Get the Joshuamug. Smells like moldy cheese never ever showers his brother somehow smells worse than him everywhere he goes people stay away from him he plays moug us and Fortnite all day and watches anime all-day.
hey have u seen Joshua Bruaw today, no but im glad i havent his stench is horible Josh Bruaw- the worst stench on the planet
by moug us all day September 24, 2021
Get the Joshua Bruawmug. Joshua, is a kind loving person. although he craves violence and is a struggling nicotine addict. he is easy to love but he finds it difficult to express himself, he is a good friend to talk too and an amazing boyfriend. he is very handsome and cute. and he loves cats, people will look at him and think "wow he looks like a person who can burn my house die, kill my entire family and murder my dog, but I'd still forgive him"
FRIEND1: "Joshua helped me with my homework last night and I got an A!"
friend2: "thats very nice of him!!"
friend2: "thats very nice of him!!"
by grolslo December 27, 2021
Get the Joshuamug. Joshua Johnston is a blonde hair, blue-eyed beauty. He never fails to love you unconditionally. He is a definite 10/10 and amazing future husband. He is a pro at baseball and should go to the MLB. He is destined to marry a girl whose name starts with K. His relationship with God is so special and has a strange addiction to Fruit Loops. He's an amazing kisser and hugger! If you get a Joshy never ever let him go!
by Agatha hart December 7, 2021
Get the Joshua Johnstonmug. Girl!
It’s in the name.
This ain’t no circus, they’re just red flags.
Juiced up muscles but not where it counts.
Gym
And
Lies
If you need comebacks for his narcissistic ass:
“You shouldn’t act hard-to-get when you’re hard-to-want.”
“Somewhere out there, there’s a tree whose single purpose on earth is to replace the oxygen you waste. Go find it and apologize”
“You consistently set low expectations and fail to achieve them.”
He’s probably cheating trust your gut
It’s in the name.
This ain’t no circus, they’re just red flags.
Juiced up muscles but not where it counts.
Gym
And
Lies
If you need comebacks for his narcissistic ass:
“You shouldn’t act hard-to-get when you’re hard-to-want.”
“Somewhere out there, there’s a tree whose single purpose on earth is to replace the oxygen you waste. Go find it and apologize”
“You consistently set low expectations and fail to achieve them.”
He’s probably cheating trust your gut
by She-wasnt-ready October 12, 2022
Get the Joshua majmug.