italian grandmother

Due to the frequent beatings that old school Catholic grandmothers bestow upon naughty children, they have worked up quite the wrist strength. This strength can come into play in a whole host of different situations, from grinding pine nuts for pesto to gesticulating out of windows above the village piazza. Luckily enough for the adolescent Italian prospective heart throb, visiting the grandparent's on a spring time Sunday in Sienna does not stir the same deep dread that swells within English children. Namely because they don't get wanked off with anywhere near the same vigor.
(Enter a young man who has just returned from a cinema date with a beauty)

Friend: Hey, how was the film? Get anymore than a kiss?

Proud young man with empty empty balls: Hell yeah I did, got given a mean Italian Grandmother throughout all of Bridesmaids 2...
by Italian Grandmother May 03, 2016
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italian flashlight

The act of taking your shaft and smacking another's balls until they shart shoot a load on your stomach in the dark.
I gave Paul an Italian flashlight before bed.
by SillyTurtleTits March 22, 2016
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Italian Fondue

An act during sex, in which a woman eats a strict diet of her own hair for one day the night before, and then pulls it out of her asshole and into her partners mouth; the shitty hair looks like a brown fondue.
I saw Jessica giving jacks the Italian Fondue
by February 05, 2021
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Italian Cream Salsa

The act of a girl on her period Cumming.
Girl 1: why do you look so rough?

Girl 2: it was an Italian Cream Salsa
by pancreas_Stabber_69 March 30, 2020
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Italian Heart-Attack

Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.
*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!
by Tyris9 April 09, 2021
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italian heart attack

Mario was having a good time until out came the Italian Heart Attack
by LuigiNumberOne December 30, 2017
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italian brown bess

Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.
Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.
by CIAButNot May 14, 2023
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