Duck Logic 

When something is so illogical, it cannot be considered f*ck logic anymore. Instead, it's duck logic.

"The show's writers say they are writing away from romance, yet they give the main characters new love interests. I can't with the duck logic..."

Duck Logic by Ezin December 30, 2016

Duck Suckers 

Rednecks from the south.

Isaac and Drew are from the South. they're Duck Suckers.

Duck Suckers by shka January 26, 2017

duck cum 

A word that appears in the mind of a messed up fuckboy 14 year old who's names usually start with w and end in ynter

Wynter should eat duck cum

duck cum by Subjebsjsvdhe April 3, 2017

duck print 

Another term for oddly shaped man bulge, like moose knuckle or saddle bags.

"Omg Rebecca, look at how tight his shorts are"
"Hes got some serious duck print going on"

duck print by Brodolf Shitler April 11, 2017

duck hunting

The act of crapping in a public restroom

When I go duck hunting I prefer the handicapped stall for the extra room.

duck hunting by JayInJersey May 22, 2017

Duck Von 

Unintentionally saying "sorry" to everything you say.

"Sorry."

"For what?"

"Sorry, I pulled a Duck Von."

Duck Von by SassTheo June 8, 2017

duck periods 

When a male duck periodically gushes blood from outside it's dick-hole.

My friend just took his duck to the vet...it was having one of those duck periods.

duck periods by Naveed Mosca July 6, 2017