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Drinkonomics 

The process in which friends decide the specific dollar amount each person will need to pitch in for the desired amount of alcohol.
Bobby: Yo so there are 4 of us and 30 beers for 15 dollars so how much do I owe you?
Joe: Looks like this equation requires some basic Drinkonomics
Drinkonomics by hairsey92 October 23, 2012

Drinklinquent 

A person who knowingly goes out and damages their body with boozes causing them to make poor choices
“I’m gonna go down to the buddy bungalow and be a drinklinquent”
Drinklinquent by Shulander May 12, 2018

Drinking Paint 

Consuming a dangerous chemical
Don’t start Drinking Paint or you will die

Drinkin from the douchebag 

When a situation you thought would be one way, turns out to be another. Usually something that you assumed to be positive, turns out to be negative. Can also be a bait and switch.

I found out today that my sister had been drinking from our mom’s old school douche bag in the bathtub when she was a kid. She also used it to rinse her hair and play with the water that came out of the tip, as if she were at a water park. She thought it was a fun toy. It was always just there, hanging in the shower. She was mortified later in life when she realized what it was. We tell each other everything, yet she kept this dark secret from me until we were in our 40’s.
Sister #1: At the big family Christmas, opens her secret Santa gift that was in an envelope, so obviously a gift card - SCORE! Turns out to be a lame pack of Chuck E. Cheese stickers.

Sister #2: Well if that isn’t drinkin from the douchebag if I’ve ever seen it!! (Exclaimed in front of the whole family while Sister #1 gives Sister #2 the stank eye

dew drinker 

someone who is addicted to mountain dew.
he is a dew drinker. Look at that dew drinker.
dew drinker by Henrey February 9, 2008

Bed Drinking 

While being so intoxicated and lazy you are unable to leave your bed before getting another beer. Often times friends have to bring you beer in order for the bed drinking to continue.
Boy in bed one: Buddy you've been bed drinking all day long.
Boy in bed two: I know man, this is the best birthday ever.
Bed Drinking by bubblebuttboy October 14, 2011