by Limbodancer November 4, 2018
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Bob: Yo i was finger painting my ladies private parts last night i got swallowed by a storm of desert dandruff
Boob: aw shit man did it taste good
Bob: no it reminded me of slavery and black concentration camps
Boob: aw shit man did it taste good
Bob: no it reminded me of slavery and black concentration camps
by Penisslayer42 November 7, 2018
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A chic on a combination of Meth and Heroin that dances around and can't be still after taking a big shot.
That fairy dancer Teresa looks like a damn fool after doing a shot of Meth and H. She needs to sit her how ass down somewhere.
by Ncooper2019 March 16, 2019
Get the Fairy Dancer mug.When a man ejsculates into his hand, and proceeds to blow the ejaculant onto his partners face with his mouth.
"Dude I hit kaleigh last night."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."
by Borninsin April 6, 2019
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Girl: What studio do you go to?
Me: Intensity Dancers Studio
Girl: OMG your so lucky they are so good!
Me: Intensity Dancers Studio
Girl: OMG your so lucky they are so good!
by brisofi_ November 5, 2019
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Get the Wizard Dancer mug.When a man awakes to perform the morning dispersal of urination, to find that the juices from the sluice of sluts he slayed the night before, has dried into a funky crust. DO NOT PANIC MEN.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.
Bro I thought that last cunt I dropped my was in was infected or something. Woke up this morningwith crust flaking off my dick. After thorough research though, found out it's just "dick dandruff".
Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)
Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)
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