todol

ones vision when one is stoned

e.g
man i just saw a flying hamster ... must be in a todol - that guys totaly todoled -
ben: wanna go eat that wood
penny: todolly

by ben n penny June 14, 2007

ToddP

biggest cock block ever.

back stabber

kid who likes the girls you like, just because you like them

Kevin was minding his own buisness, talkin to a girl he sorta likes, trying to get her to like him, when ToddP came outta no where and now he likes her and she likes him.

by kevin kozlowski December 25, 2007

ToDid

The ToDid list is what the TiVO has on the History section of the ToDo list. Its what TiVO actually did NOT do (record) what you wanted it to do. They often differ, the ToDo and the ToDid....

Crap, I wanted to record Mythbusters but my ToDid list has The View instead.

by Leslie Dow February 5, 2008

Toddlewand

(N) Toddler, Young child

Younger person in a relationship

1. Daniella's such a cougar, she likes that toddlewand over there.

2. That is the cutest toddlewand I've ever seen!

3. Bianca's dating a toddlewand!

by itsbritbaby96 February 19, 2011

Today money

If you're on a contract for a day and get paid end of the day in CASH, its today money! not tomorrow money, or day after money or end of the week money...today money.

Hey dude, look, lets do this little job, its only going to take two hours. I'm talking today money here...

Look kid, If you want today money, cut my grass!

by udon'twannaknow February 22, 2011

toden

noun
1. to monopoly entire market and become inefficient.
2. Lacking a sense of responsibility to do anything.

Toden is an abbreviation for Tokyo Denryoku which is Japanese for The Tokyo Electric Power Company.
After the Great East Japan Earthquake hit Toden's nuclear plant, many problems of Toden have revealed because of their management style.
Toden is a typical bureaucratic organization.

1. That company has become a toden.
2. Though she is totally a toden, I like her.

by umeneri September 11, 2011

toddler nap cranky

Anytime you're cranky with your co-workers or anyone that you come in contact with like a toddler does when fighting sleep.

When you really don't want to be bothered but you still have to deal with people at work.

Phone rings constantly at your job.

Marilyn: I'm so sick of this phone ringing and talking to stupid people!

Barbara: It's no worse today than any other day.

Marilyn: I know I must be toddler nap cranky today.

by Mots247365 December 14, 2012