two ton race horse

A BBC (Big Black Cock) typically found in porn or at the club. Bigger than the average black dude and way bigger than most whites.

Aaron Rodgers brother, Mega Rodgers, had a two ton race horse bigger than Obama himself.

by Jaw beg October 22, 2017

racing a snail

Getting something done on time.

Completing this homework was like racing a snail.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg April 28, 2022

Race

There is one race, not many, and that is the human race.

You're saying the white guy doesn't trust you because you are black (or Asian, or Mexican, or female or alien), when really he doesn't trust you because you are as human (and inhuman) as he is. Therefore, you have no good reason to trust each other. Race was never a part of any of it.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

Brag race

One person makes a boastful statement, and then another does the same in an effort to outdo the first.
The "Brag-race" is now on.
Whoever runs out of brags first, looses.

I was at the bar last night.

Stan started talking about this hot blond he nailed the other night, and then Mortimer chimed in, trying to out do him.
The Brag race ended in tears when Stan forced Mortimer to confess he was actually talking about an incident with his own cousin at a family reunion.

by Vancetagious October 10, 2016

Sat Nav Racing

The sport of getting to your destination quicker than suggested by your Sat Nav

Me and me mate Dave drove up the coast for the weekend and did a bit of Sat Nav Racing. Dave beat his personal record by 2 minutes. He was well chuffed.

by Sceoig August 14, 2010

hamburger racing stripes

The full-body lines of road rash resulting from a high-speed motorcycle crash.

She low-sided the bike and miraculously walked away, but you should have seen the hamburger racing stripes on her side!

by Iraq-Irate July 23, 2009

Normal Race

WHITE PEOPLE

White people are clearly the Normal Race.

by AntRoni November 7, 2021