Tiny Boner Syndrome
A condition when a person's penis is so shriveled that not even Viagra won't correct it. This is often caused by not getting any pussy for a very long time that the muscles in the penis atrophy.
A condition when a person's penis is so shriveled that not even Viagra won't correct it. This is often caused by not getting any pussy for a very long time that the muscles in the penis atrophy.
by SexyMan007 December 15, 2008
Get the TBS mug.Short for Tiny Black Shorts. They are very tiny, silky shorts that are favored by Special Operations military guys.
by Brawny7878 February 13, 2008
Get the TBS mug.Friend 1: Hey lets go to the bar and watch the game!
Friend 2: Can't, stuck with some TBS from wife.
Friend 1: Faggot
Friend 2: Can't, stuck with some TBS from wife.
Friend 1: Faggot
by French Toast Omlette July 23, 2009
Get the TBS mug.TBM = Temporary Blond Moment
Doing or saying something so incredibly dense, people look at you to make certain you aren't blond.
AKA a "Here's Your Sign" moment.
Doing or saying something so incredibly dense, people look at you to make certain you aren't blond.
AKA a "Here's Your Sign" moment.
Examples of a TBM:
Asking the ticket counter agent "What time does the 5:15 redeye to Chicago leave?" when the flight schedule is right behind you on a big screen.
with 20 seconds left in the 2013 NFC Divisional Championships, New Orleans Saints wide reciever Marques Colston receives a pass from Drew Brees; instead of stepping a half-foot to the right and going out of bounds to stop the clock and give the Saints a chance to win the game he turns to his left and tries to lateral to teammate Darren Sproles. His pass goes forward instead of lateral, and the illegal forward pass penalty loses the game for the Saints.
Asking the ticket counter agent "What time does the 5:15 redeye to Chicago leave?" when the flight schedule is right behind you on a big screen.
with 20 seconds left in the 2013 NFC Divisional Championships, New Orleans Saints wide reciever Marques Colston receives a pass from Drew Brees; instead of stepping a half-foot to the right and going out of bounds to stop the clock and give the Saints a chance to win the game he turns to his left and tries to lateral to teammate Darren Sproles. His pass goes forward instead of lateral, and the illegal forward pass penalty loses the game for the Saints.
by John Dunkelburg February 9, 2014
Get the tbm mug.Girl 1: those bitches are talking mad shit about us.
Girl 2: wow..they clearlyy have nothing better to do cause they are fucking ugly.
Girl 1: i think it is time to TBD
Girl 2: TAKE BITCHES DOWN ALL DAY EVERYDAY!
Random Stranger: yeahh i TBD every dayyy!!
Bitches: ohh noo! our heardd of bitchess are too weak to fight them off...maybee we should stop TALKING SHIT and being TWO FACE bitches and then we may possibly have friends.
Girl 2: HA HA HA no. your ugly.
Girl 1: PEACE OUT HATERZ!
Girl 2: wow..they clearlyy have nothing better to do cause they are fucking ugly.
Girl 1: i think it is time to TBD
Girl 2: TAKE BITCHES DOWN ALL DAY EVERYDAY!
Random Stranger: yeahh i TBD every dayyy!!
Bitches: ohh noo! our heardd of bitchess are too weak to fight them off...maybee we should stop TALKING SHIT and being TWO FACE bitches and then we may possibly have friends.
Girl 2: HA HA HA no. your ugly.
Girl 1: PEACE OUT HATERZ!
by $WAGGFUCKYALL HATERZ April 12, 2011
Get the TBD mug.A shorthand of Tim Tebow, the quarterback who trounced the Steer shagging Sooners in the National Championship game in 2009
Man, TBOW really trounced those simple minded rock mining sooners, they really got nothing going on in that state compared to the coastal elites so all they care about is a mediocre football team, lets go outside and enjoy the view from of the ocean in our Cool climate and not live our whole lives on a college football message board because we actually have things to do in our State.
by MyTaxesPay4YourRedStateWelfare February 26, 2022
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