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See "The Birthday Massacre."

A rock band from Toronto, Canada. A truly remarkable blend of fantasy and horror. While one might use words like "metal," "goth," or even "powerpop" to describe such a sound, "dreamy" and "surreal" do the band far more justice. It's a sound so uniquely visual, you might describe it more like a painting or a feeling. It's as if the story of David Fincher's "Seven" appeared like "Alice in Wonderland," but everything was a creamy shade of violet.
TBM is coming to Chicago next month!
by VKX April 28, 2005
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Total Bitch Move: An action that results in screwing over the TBMee in some direct way. Most oftenly done on purpose, or done without thinking of the repurcussions for the TBMee. Can be performed by a male or female.
John: Hey dude remember that shirt I let you borrow? I need it back pronto, I have to hit the gym up.
Gord: Sorry dude, I just beat off for like a solid forty minutes and needed it to wipe 'er off.
John: vomits. dude...TBM...
by Steve Running April 04, 2008
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"text bad medium". Used in a text conversation when you do not want to further answer with a text in writing that can easily be forwarded.
Dude 1: "So tell me about that girl you really like"
Dude 2: "tbm dude, tbm.'
by terminator7 November 26, 2010
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total bro move; stemming from "tfm", meaning total frat move, but adjusted to the newly trending term of bro.
He just iced me in the middle of campus: tbm.
by Sbuxgatorbiotch December 06, 2010
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TBM = Temporary Blond Moment

Doing or saying something so incredibly dense, people look at you to make certain you aren't blond.

AKA a "Here's Your Sign" moment.
Examples of a TBM:

Asking the ticket counter agent "What time does the 5:15 redeye to Chicago leave?" when the flight schedule is right behind you on a big screen.

with 20 seconds left in the 2013 NFC Divisional Championships, New Orleans Saints wide reciever Marques Colston receives a pass from Drew Brees; instead of stepping a half-foot to the right and going out of bounds to stop the clock and give the Saints a chance to win the game he turns to his left and tries to lateral to teammate Darren Sproles. His pass goes forward instead of lateral, and the illegal forward pass penalty loses the game for the Saints.
by John Dunkelburg February 10, 2014
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Brian likes red bull, but he won't drink coffee what a TBM.
by bjergen September 29, 2011
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True Blue Mormon; member of the church of jesus christ of latter day saints; momo; LDS
Gerald won't drink coffee and can't wait to get his own planet. Dangit, he's a TBM.
by bjergen September 29, 2011
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