happy the birb 

a loyal and chirpy fren who has stuck by his owners for years and years. such a blorb. always enthusiastic about millet and constantly gets annoyed by his little sister Lucky. the best bird in the world.

E: Happy the birb is the cutest birb in the world. I hope he stops biting me though

happy the birb by yousillygoose March 2, 2021

doing the buttstroke 

Slang for when someone propels themselves through a still body of water, usually a swimming pool, entirely by passing gas.

This amazing and talented young woman apparently has the most powerful farts on the planet; I watched her doing the buttstroke the entire length of the high school gym pool!

doing the buttstroke by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

What the breeks 

A quirky and PC version of the ejaculative "what the fuck?"

Teagan: yo! why am I finding out TODAY that we have a 16 year old half-sibling?!
Morgan: what the breeks?!

What the breeks by teagansister August 4, 2021

have the because 😂😂😂😂😆

you either speak becausenese or you watch Ribs.

Person 1: Hey I found this new youtuber called Ribs and their videos is so funny!!1
Person 2: ok
Person 1: There was this noob who said "have the because 😂😂😂😂😆
Person 2: ok

have the because 😂😂😂😂😆 by LavaMelxn September 10, 2021

Broom in the bonfire 

An old saying used when things aren’t going your way, but you’re resigned to going with the flow.

“When I was younger and confronted with hardship, my grandpa used to tell me, he said, ‘Sometimes you’ve gotta put the broom in the bonfire.’ He was right.”

Broom in the bonfire by Miss M C Bliss February 6, 2021

battle of the bedroom 

An expression relating to the push to procreate and which is often won by those ethnicities who just happen to excel at it.

Why of course we are ready and willing to fight in the battle of the bedroom and so therefore we are winning!

battle of the bedroom by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2021

cat on the bed 

female night-time masturbation while partner is there, but unaware.

"is that you dear, or is it just a cat on the bed"

cat on the bed by myk January 28, 2005