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east sandwich, ma

the eastern side of sandwich, a fucked up town in cape cod, ma. known as the "cool side" of town. most of the smart kids in sandwich live here, life quality is not as fucked up as other parts of sandwich, and the beaches are purty. sandwich in general is a town composed of 80% sandwich sluts and dumbasses. druggies mixed in that group. 10% dropouts or dead from disease kids and 10% kids with a future who go to private schools and may be something someday.
who's that new kid?

dunno, but he must be pretty smart

why?

he lives in east sandwich, ma

bacon sandwich 

her pussy looks like a flapping bacon sandwich

Mongolian Meat Knuckle Sandwich 

Testicle skin getting stuck between braces while teabagging your partner.
Karen realized too late. Hector was the victim of a mongolian meat knuckle sandwich...

Ted Danson (Sandwich) 

A deli sandwich made up of the following ingredients:

1. Turkey
2. Sauerkraut
3. Swiss Cheese
4. Russian Dressing

all on Rye bread
(at Joe's Deli)

Barry: What are you getting, Ken? I'm getting a matzo ball soup.
Ken: That sounds good, but I think I'm just gonna get a TED DANSON (SANDWICH)

cool story bro, now make me a sandwich 

showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.
emily: my boyfriend broke up with me:(

hannah: cool story bro, now make me a sandwich

Fetus Sandwich 

A sandwich that uses the best source of protien in the world.
At the abortion clinic the younger couple where feeling bad for wasting such a life.. So they desided to take the little thing home and make a fetus sandwich out of it... So atleast it had a use.
Fetus Sandwich by FurFur January 27, 2009