Yoga Pants

Comfortable black pants that cater to menopausal women in order to help them feel sexier than they actually are. Commonly paired with wine to enhance the delusion.

My 49 year-old mother was sitting on the couch drinking Pinot Noir and said, "I just live in my yoga pants!"

by Artlife September 5, 2018

Pants Bunny

1. When you use an iron to dry your underwear, the iron turns excess water into steam and lifts it away into the air, leaving the underwear warm and fluffy. Like a bunny, but in your pants. A pants bunny.
(taken from a story by Jay Barnes)

2. One who likes being in someone's pants. My boyfriend's nickname for me.

I am your pants bunny.

by Bela Rasmussen October 5, 2004

pizza pants

culinary mishap involving a massive fumble of freshly prepared food.

"dude, I pulled a total pizza pants with this plate of spaghetti"

by Q September 28, 2003

dirty pants

Carrying a big load a poo in your drawers.

Fly collector. Crap-o-rama. Thick brick. Butt mush. Squish dish. Brown gravy in da pants. Stink and more. Dribble dip. Dirty pants.

by pugmug July 11, 2011

tweak pants

grey pants, capri in nature, often burlap or twill or dark denim. Worn by tennis players to night haunts of sophistication. Usually accompanies drinking of Michelob Ultra or doing meth

Hi, I have turrets, but you are wearing tweak pants

by Umoja January 16, 2008

Pant call

An awkward call to a one night stand to ask for your pants back.

I had to make a pant call to that slut Julia.

by Sean Doyle January 13, 2008

Pant Crapping

1. When one flips out to an uncontrollable degree and lets off a dump in their pants.

Napoleon Bonaparte was so excited to have won so many battles that he had a pant crapping.

by Jonathan Merkel March 28, 2005