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panty soak

A moist garment condition induced by sexual anticipation. Variant of pussy soak.
Dreamy D: Damn, baby, look at that panty soak. I ain't even touched you yet.
Baby: You will.
Dream D: How you know that?
Baby: Cuz you sportin' hard wood.
by Dreamy D March 28, 2007
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Pank

The act of masturbating whilst simultaneously defecating.

Formed by the amalgamation of two more commonly known words, 'Poo' and 'Wank', the situation of panking can be described in a number of ways, e.g.

'Going to Pankistan'

'Watching the Shawpank Redemption'

'Trying to navigate Pank's Labyrinth'

'Taking a loan out from the Royal Pank of Scotland
Jamie: 'Hey Pete's been gone for a while?'

Ben: 'He's probably just panking.'

Jamie: 'That boy, he's relentless. A German Panker tank.'

Pete: 'Well pank you very much.'
by Sticky Jam May 30, 2013
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Panthy

Argentine film El Arca de Noe (or Noah's Ark in the English dub). She is a seductive panthress with human hair in a beehive and wears gold jewelry. She is one of the antagonists for most of the film but is later seen willingly dancing with the rest of the animals at the end of the film showing that she has turned good.
Guy 1: Remember Panthy from “ El Arca de Noe”?

Guy 2: yeah, she was so sexy

Guy 1: I know, I wish she was real so I could fuck her hard
by Aesthetic3 February 29, 2020
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The First Pancake

The first born child of the family.
- When trying to make the perfect pancake many hurdles must be taken into account.

- "The First Pancake" usually gets temperature neglected, and often undergoes premature flipping. As a result "The First Pancake" turns out burnt, misshaped, undercooked, sloppy and tossed to the side.
- In worst case scenarios, "The First Pancake" is throughly buttered and heavily syrupped to cover up baking impurities.
"Do you ever feel like the first pancake?"

"I feel like the first pancake sometimes... my brothers and sisters turned out better than me."

"I am a first pancake."
by baking420 January 29, 2012
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polly prissy pants

A little girl doll owned by South-Park's Eric Cartman. She often likes to pretend to be Salma Hayak.
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
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i just shit my pants

1. something really amazing or unbeleivable happened.
2. you meant to fart, but you got more than you bargained for
ex.1 "I just shit my pants when I made that half-court shot."

ex.2 "Oh noes, I think I just shit my pants."
by noh0pe4me May 12, 2004
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creamed my pants

Spermination in the pants, when seeing something glorious!
"....Is that Jessican Alba over there?"

"o wow! it is... i think i just creamed my pants..."
by Garbo Boyz April 27, 2006
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