ninja-bitchy

This is a word to describe how girls are fake, dishonest and evil to each other by doing sly, under the radar things to one another i.e. passing mean unsigned notes, sending rude texts, tagging things on bathroom walls, spreading rumors, leaving people out..you know bitchy like a mean girl, quiet and sneaky like a ninja.

As opposed to being a cool chick.

Related to the noun, ninja-bitch

"Uhhgg she is such a ninja-bitch, I know she's the one doing it."

"Stop being soo ninja-bitchy, just say what you need to say to my face."

"We should totally 'accidentally' go spill our drink on her...Well maybe not, may be that's a little too ninja-bitchy"

by Worksinaschool girl February 9, 2010

ninja bar

When you sneak a bar of xanax into somebody's drink

Dude what the hell happened last night at Beer Olympics? I was fine... only drinking natty lites until I just blacked out!

Bro you don't remember? Ahaha Taylor ninja barred the shit out of you!

by chinesepirate January 8, 2019

inner ninja

Someone who doesn't sweat, fears, bleeds, or sheds tears in the face of adversity.

"– Man, that was dope!
– You think?
– What're you, like, a third degree black belt?
– Actually, I'm not even in karate but I've found... my inner ninja!"

See. "My inner ninja" song by Classified.

by ChickaBOM February 10, 2014

Emotional Ninja

A person who hides their true feelings and expectations about a romantic relationship in order to get closer to their chosen partner in hopes of coaxing them into a monogamous long term relationship. This behavior typically results in a surprise emotional outburst, catching one of the partners completely off guard.

I thought we had agreed that seeing one another wouldn't turn into anything serious, but he turned out to be an emotional ninja.

by PraxisMortem December 14, 2016

Ninja Slice

A slice of pizza that is equivalent to 2 or more slices of pizza; typically 2-3 slices as one.

Dude A: Yo, do you want slice of pizza?

Dude B: Ya man, make it a Ninja Slice!

Dude A: What is a Ninja Slice?

Dude B: It's like two to three slices of pizza as one slice.

by Plasmaskies619 March 21, 2019

Ninja Cockblock

Cockblocking someone by staring at them from behind an object.

Lee is such a ninja cockblocker, look at him watch us make-out behind that tree.

by Samuraipenisguarder October 31, 2010

Ninja thong

A ninja thong is a thong that you have to pay really close attention to see but it's almost impossible

Guy 1: Damn, I don't think Lucy is wearing anything under her dress not even a thong!
Guy 2: No she is, she is wearing a Ninja thong I saw her in the girls lockerroom!

by handlesandle December 27, 2014