Morning erosion

The act in when you wake up in the morning, and you suddenly ejaculate in your pants.

Guy1- dude whats wrong?
Guy2- i morning erosioned.
Guy1- Oh. Gross.

Morning erosion by richard-edward November 5, 2010

morning lag 

Occurs during an online Call of Duty match, particularly Search And Destroy, where during the beggining of each round there is a temporary lag that lasts anywhere from 5 to 10 seconds but disappears.

I can't stand morning lag. Everytime it happens I end up running into walls trying to rush the bomb site.

morning lag by IClutchDaily October 20, 2011

morning special 

When you wake you boyfriend up in the morning with a blow job :)

Every day I give my boyfriend a morning special

morning special by Etteiod March 12, 2016

moorning 

A word used by people to greet cows at the start of the day.

"Good moorning cow!"

moorning by Poorple July 18, 2016

Morningnoon 

Morningnoon is the time between 11:30 and noon.

Good morningnoon Mr Radley, I have the papers you wanted

Morningnoon by DanielDankMemes December 11, 2016

Morning cheese 

When you wake up and your balls smell like mold like moldy cheese

I has a dream where I was sucking toes and her whole foot was about to go in my mouth, but then i woke up and I had morning cheese

Morning cheese by Swolman09 December 31, 2017

Morning Star 

Morning Star:

Original definition: a medieval weapon with a long wooden shaft that has a ball full of sharp spikes attached to the end.

Take a minute and Google search this before reading the next definition.

Modern definition: When a GOOD husband/father who works hard for his family and loves them gets fucked so bad after getting divorced it's as if he is getting fucked by a wooden shaft with spikes up his ass . In some states his wife can cheat on him and he still gets fucked. He loses almost everything he owns, pays spousal maintenance, and half of all his money and retirement is gone even though his ex-wife is very capable of having a career and being self-sufficient. She purposely bleeds him dry because she feels unreasonably entitled and plays the victim card but is completely full of fucking shit.

Bob asks his divorced friend John if he would ever get married again. John replies " If I want to get a Morning Star again I would hope to star on an internet porn site so I can make money getting fucked in the ass instead of paying an ex-wife to give me a Morning Star." Bob has no choice but to respond with "well said sir."

Men today do not want to get married because it is 99.9% certain they will get the Morning Star if they get divorced.

Morning Star by Paulie Walnuts 762 October 21, 2019