Monoma Futty

Usually an extremely fat person who loves to eat cake and sit on the sofa all day.
Doesn't really have a life and usually smells like dead badgers and road kill

Charlie: Well I'd say she's a monoma Futty

Sarah: Yeah. I'd agree

by DaRiAnSuNnShInE October 3, 2012

Monorific

An adjective used to describe how you feel when you have mono. Really means dead tired and ready for bed. Used sarcastically

How are you feeling today?

Absolutely monorific!

by Lalalala378 August 26, 2013

monogameat

Unwilling to mix meats within a single meal.

She wouldn't order the club sandwich, claiming monogameat.

by Stripper Horse November 7, 2013

monoboobliosis

The chronic wearing of a sports bra instead of a regular bra. Mono boob is the non-chronic condition.

God Damn it! My Girlfriend wears a sports bra everyday. She is suffering from monoboobliosis!

by Tappytap December 8, 2013

monopoly hoe

A female willing to perform sexually explicit acts with randoms, but only in the form of a game.

Guy- " My friends asked if you wanted to go upstairs and have a gang-bang."

Monopoly Hoe- " I'm not into that sort of thing."

Guy- " How about if we play 'Jizz on a biscuit'?"

Monopoly Hoe- " Alrite, I'll meet you guys upstairs."

by Guy Person January 30, 2014

Monopolyed

It's the act of flipping a board game board because you're losing; origin-when you lost everything during a monopoly game to another opponent you'd flipped the board game in a fit of anger

*flips board*
Douchebag-yo bro you just monopolyed the board

by Ummmmm05 May 12, 2014

Monoglass

A single piece of glass, usually round. Found in most watches.

The wristwatch features a 2.4" monoglass, water resistant up to 75 meters.

by Pseudonym Samuel June 2, 2014