Megan 

Megan’s are bitches. They tend to be cruel gold diggers as well. They don’t care about other people’s feelings and they are completely two faced. Megan’s are materialistic, horny and worthless. Megan’s are untrustable, they will show you fake love until they get whatever it is they want from you. If you are a Megan’s friend, you really should think twice before you continue your life with a demon by your side.

“My girlfriend Megan took all my money and dumped me”

“I found out Megan was fucking my brother behind my back!”

Megan by Urban truth teller April 5, 2018

The Mechanic 

Someone who loves giving rim jobs to people; it's their favorite sexual act to perform. You know, because mechanics are well known for fixing up your car rims when you get into fender benders.

Garrett: "Dude, did you hear about what Tyler was doing to all those people at the party last night!"
Kyle: "No. Was he drunk fuckin' them?"
Garrett: "No, his dick was in his pants the whole time! He was just giving out rim jobs!!"
Kyle: "Holy Hell, now we get to call Tyler The Mechanic."

The Mechanic by MoshPitMaster November 2, 2014

Megan thee stallion 

A female rapper who raps about her body. She has terrible rap skills and is way too overhyped. She needed Nicki Minaj , cardi b and Beyonce to help her stale career

Megan thee stallion is so overrated bro
Megan thee stallion is garbage

Megan thee stallion by JakeVega May 24, 2021

Megan 

Megan: A girl that is real annoying and will scare you with her monkey like feet. She also has a weird friend that laughs like a hyena put the two together and your eardrums will start bleeding from excess talking.

Man: Why does that girl have monkey feet.

Man 2: Dude its ok its just Megan.

Megan by Megans best friend ever August 1, 2011

Megan 

Is abeautiful girl, usually with freckles and glasses and long dirty blonde hair. She's amazing at running, and loves planning. Attracts sweet, and kind boys. Compatible with Nicks and James. Usually has thick hips and filling upper body. She is not very confident with her body and emotional image, but if she had confidence, the boys would be screaming her name. Is an amazing BFF.

"Hey Megan girly! Luv ya!" -BFF #1
"Awww we should hang out!" -Megan

Megan by LUNAnLUV November 19, 2011

Megan 

Megan is the kindest girl you will ever meet. She will always be around when you need her. Once you get close to Megan, you will be friends for life! She is so warm hearted and will do anything for her friends. Megan is beautiful- inside and out...

Friend: I need your help with something...
Megan: You name it! I will do anything to help!

Great looks and a great personality- I love Megan!

Megan by KaitlynNemo January 28, 2014

Maddi Megan 

Social Media Personality. Got her fame from her podcasts and interviews with Cosmopolitan Magazine. She has a subscription with Snapchat and has about 40,000 on Instagram. She has started being involved with Modeling. She currently is doing small brand deals.

Listening to Maddi Megan’s podcast

Maddi Megan by ClayBrice22 September 29, 2019