Log Sniper

When a guy's sperm directly lands on a pussy once he ejaculates ten feet away from said pussy

"Call me a log sniper because you're gonna have a lil bro in nine months"

by Anchovy November 30, 2022

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Bisto Log

A long dark beefy coloured shit. Upon standing from its birthing, the smell immediately shoot’s up the nose and into the sinuses.

The highlight of Johnnie’s hangover was the birthing of a great bisto log.

by Beardedbutcher December 12, 2022

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Your dog like log

Something you say when something you say when Insulting another man’s dog

Your dog like log

by The real 100% legend 27 May 10, 2018

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A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.

Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.

by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022

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