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Vapour Lock

(noun/verb)

1) A term for a woman copulating with three men at the same time

2) When a baghead becomes overcome from paint thinner fumes and has a seizure

3) The third most common cause of car stallage in the US, according to Joe Namath
1) 3 guys are sniffing around that lonely milf. She's gonna be vapour-locked good!

2) Lucius: I say Walter, this Ronseal is rather moreish, it's clearing my sinuses and my mind is positively swimming! Walter...what are you...oh shit

3) There's nothing funny about Vapour Lock
by Tongueless Ghost of Sin August 5, 2009
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pop and lock

A dance movement which involves flexing a part of body (pop) to a certain beat. Pop and lock has nothin to do with breakdancing you dumbass
I pop and lock to the beat of the music.
by ad July 23, 2004
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Cock Lock

When a girl's pussy is so tight and her muscles so strong she can put a cock in lock down.
Dude! I was with my Jolipop last night and she cock locked me so hard I couldn't pull out!
by Jolipop December 30, 2007
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Lock and Key

The act of performing anal sex on a woman and being able to tell anyone in a very clean and discreet manner. It is also a way for a woman to show her man that she is willing to go above and beyond the call of duty to please him.
"Hey bro....i got the Lock and Key from my girl last night."

"Baby, when are you going to let me get that Lock and Key?"

As I approached the bedroom, little did i know that she had the lock and key waiting for me.
by daddyof2lilshiz August 12, 2011
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Lockerbie

A small town near the England/Scotland border. Well known for hosting a terrorist attack in 1988 and ruining Christmas for everyone.
Lockerbie :The Terrorists that stole christmas

1988 was a year in which Christmas did not take place, why? Because some self-absorbed town in the middle of nowhere couldn't wait at least five days to crash a plane.
by DaBetts October 19, 2010
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lockdown

"I already took the trash out, its on lockdown"
by sarah July 9, 2003
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Lock Crotch

A Vagina that doesn't like to let a penis have its freedom. Crotch won' open, pitbull snatch.
Missy gets all lock crotch on her husband. Man that bitch gotz a big ol' case of Pitbull snatch... 360 Days A Year!
by Desiree Markert January 2, 2009
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