Keyeddomepiece 

The feeling you get after you have been taking huge rips from a bong and you are keyed, in your domepiece. therefore, you are keyedomepiece.

We were just gonna smoke hookah last night, but Jordan brought his zong and we all got keyeddomepiece.

Keyeddomepiece by keyedomepiece December 14, 2010

keya 

is da meanin of sweetness

it means sweetness in hawanian

keya by Anonymous October 6, 2003

keyd 

Intoxicated, ie. drunk

Dude we were so keyd last night,She told me she wanted to get keyd, Bro lets get keyd

keyd by DoWerk December 30, 2007

keyser soze 

Put simply, to keyser soze someone is to create an entire fake reality for them to perceive. Once that fake reality is in place you then go about your agenda in reality while your victim makes moves and assumptions based on the fake reality you made for them. By the time they realize the truth it's already too late cause you're long gone.

I met this woman at the club and I thought everything was cool, but she pulled a keyser soze on me.

keyser soze by But am I wrong though? August 31, 2017

Keyiti 

Repulsive cave dwelling creature, noteable features include coarse orange mane and multiple chins. Notorious for its mating call which closely resembles the word 'bro' when screeched

Wow disgusting, that's so keyiti

Keyiti by David Attenbruh August 21, 2018

Wallet, Phone and Keys 

A song (by C.O. Any) designed to help you remember your important pocket items before leaving the house. Sung to the tune of "Riders on the Storm"

Lyrics:
Wallet, phone and keys.
Wallet, phone and keys.
I need all three of these.
I'll take them when I leave

Girl: Why didn't you call me when you got to the club, asshole?

Guy: Cause I forgot my phone at home...Totally slipped and forgot to sing the "Wallet, Phone and Keys" song before I left.

Wallet, Phone and Keys by c.o_any February 5, 2010

keyboard crunchies 

The crumbs of various foodstuffs found when the keyboard is turned upside-down, and shaken or banged on the desk. These usually consists of, but are not limited to: Cheez-its, Doritos, sandwich/bread crumbs, dust and hair.

"My God! I just cleaned out my keyboard, and I had enough Keyboard crunchies to feed a third-world nation!"

keyboard crunchies by Will_Z September 19, 2005