italian flying chandlier  

an awesome sex position that starts off by finding a some what hairy Italian man between the ages of 17- 34. When u find this man you then take him into a room / door way that you have designed especially for him. You find a way to hang this Italian man from his feet in such a way that his penis will dangle inside of a woman's mouth ( just dangle there). While the female is masturbating with a wine bottle (preferably a 15 litter bottle) have fun!! Oh by the way grease is optional.

i walked into the room and saw a greasy Italian man hanging from the ceiling. his penis was in some broads mouth. i said what the fuck and they said hey, its okay. this is an italian flying chandlier

italian flying chandlier by Bill Stoner July 8, 2007

italian 

Someone that lives above Rome at least in Sienna, Abbruzzese are almost alright, But a bit to low on the food chain.Sicilians are nice people and have a beautiful Island but are basically that: Islanders. The rest of them in the south are Terroni and deserve to move to Albania or Turkey with thier own kind, or Brooklyn New York or Northern New Jersey where most people are Guinea Shiteaters that have no Clue about what it means to Eat Tartufi, Porcini freschi, Ovoli, Lampredotto, or Finnochiona. Italians are very lucky people that get to eat great food, live in thier parent's house for their entire lives, complain about Eurodollars, not have kids, spend alot of time primping themselves, and driving in small automobiles. Men are a bit gayish but just in touch with thier feminine side. Women are very pretty and get money from thier Babbo to go out to the club or discotecha in order to find some foreskin to pull on after they drink too many Gin Lemons. They do not drive cars with tinted windows and sound systems, look or sound like any of the Gotti family, eat cheese on fish, wax thier eyebrows(men), Have hairy armpits, legs, or twats(women), Cut the skin off thier dicks, or drink cappucino's after dinner.

That's not a guinea, he's an Italian from Empoli.

italian by Egisto April 19, 2006

italian penis 

a short fat penis with a ton of greasy hair that is usually shorter than 4 inches long.

That guy has an italian penis, it barely gets into the vagina.

italian penis by ItalianMario12 June 15, 2008

italian 

When related to sex it is an act when the condom is placed on the penis using nothing but the mouth.

My girlfriend always does Italian before blowing me.

italian by bestloved August 17, 2009

italian fisherman 

When you stuff your gold italian necklace in a girls foof while leaving the gold horn hanging out

I cant believe mario gave that chick the italian fisherman in his iroc-z.

italian fisherman by Donkey Puncharello October 3, 2005

Italians 

I believe that Albanians arent even similar to Italians? Or am I wrong? There is like a while social class difference there. Anyway, im more then half Italian, and my grandpa on my moms side was in the Mafia. Making our family Mafioso. So all those people who are ignorant.

"Italians are great"

Italians by JyLL October 11, 2004

Italian Stallion 

Sarcastic term for a chauvinistic, hairy, macho, uneducated, tacky, self absorbed Italian guy. The term mocks an Italians false image of themselves as attractive or tough. The I.S. is dressed in tacky clothes, with gold chains and the shirt unbuttoned to show their animal like chest hair. They drive camaros or cheap sport cars typically in red or black in an attempt to attract tacky women. The I.S. incessantly talks about pasta or other italian food. They talk about their culture but not the things they have to be proud of. They speak of stealing or getting over or fighting and are very proud. You can find them working as landscapers or garbage men or masons. Their speech will be littered with broken italian terms or english with moronic italian sounding endings. They also try to feign they have some connection to the mafia or organized crime as if you should respect them for that. Dark skin - black hair slicked back and over done - leather shoes that you have no idea where anyone could possibly find them. Wear primarily black. Goes to the gym to lift weights rather than getting an education. Their large families propagate the idea to themselves that what they do is socially acceptable or favorable given they do not have anyone in sight that is normal.

The most hilarious thing is most of the entries for this term are great examples of what an Italian Stallion would say. Look at the group of morons saying they have large penis's and they are Hot. Great example!

Hey look at the italian stallion with the gold chains and tight shirt - what a loser.

Italian Stallion by the dilly October 18, 2008