the guy writing this thing

Hello. Means someone who is looking at it

you are looking the guy writing this thing

by April 1, 2022

The only unique thing about me is my fingerprint

Used when you just want to feel unique

Jerry: 'Hey Kev what is unique about you?'
Kev: 'The only unique thing about me is my fingerprint'
Jerry: 'That just sounds like a discord status'

by ceese123254 June 27, 2022

A thing

It is a thing that has lots of things because it is a thing

“Give me a thing” (which could mean anything)

by Hello guys I am dictionary July 23, 2021

Lung Thing

The act of smoking weed

Guy 1: Want to do the lung thing?
Guy 2: Yeah, let me finish this game of beerio kart.
Guy 1: We should go to Whataburger after.

by allthethings September 19, 2011

Thing-gender

When someone identifes as an object and goes by it/that pronouns

Hi, I'm a door knob and I identify as thing-gender.

by Rotten Turkey January 25, 2022

the coolness of the thing

when you see something that tis so Cool and you want it so bad

son: daddy so that toy car can I have it

dad: no son we don't have that much money so no
son: but daddy I want is so bad you can say I the coolness of the thing it

by ima shoot ya October 30, 2020

sure thing

Your Sure Thing/ Sure Person;
someone you are 100% sure you were meant to become friends with and have in your life forever. No Matter What. like a definite/for sure/ permanent person or thing

From the song Sure Thing by Miguel

girl 1: i feel like we were destined to be friends

girl 2: i think we’re supposed to be in each other’s lives

girl 1: you’re like my definite person

girl 2. you’re like my Sure Thing

by girlwithacrush November 23, 2020